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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I punched lady_jane_gray in the arm (-10 points). In November I put gum in guenhwyvar4's hair (-12 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave crazyjamo13 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lavendergoddess's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (52 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Baconbitz