THAT TIRE MURDERED MARY. IT HUNTED HER DOWN. IT WASN'T FUCKING AROUND.

Oct 03, 2004 08:37

I got 10 hours of sleep and I am sooooo tired. I was about to fall asleep before we went on the field, so I just said fuck it and tried my absolute hardest. Afterwards though ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was about to die AND FRANCIS ISN'T COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP ON.

We got 3rd our of 4 bands... but it wasn't that bad because we went up 7 points.

I have to work 12 - 8 today and then I'm calling Katie and Megan to come over... I need to try on their old homecoming dresses because I have yet to get one... haha. I have so much homework. AHDIGHFHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The entire bus ride there and back:
Dane Cook = <3333333333333333333333333333333333

"FUCK THOSE BEES!"
"SUCK MY BACK"
"Uhh.... helllo? But if you're black it's, check out these muddafuckas! Check..out..these...muddafuckas! And if you're Chinese it's AHHHHHHH *crash*"
"WHY would you stop at a red light? WHY would you LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80?!"
"Do not float above me when I'm dying in the abyss!!"
"That tire hunted Mary down. That tire MURDERED Mary. It wasn't fucking around, as we say."
"Hey, are you gonna walk to your car alone later? I'll be over there watching you all night."
"OH GOD DAMN a sand dune just exploded in my EYE. The movie DUNE is in my eye. I DON'T LIKE when the movie DUNE is in my EYE."
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