if this is anyone but steve allen, you're stealing my bit

[bacon_is_god]

bored today. its uber hot and i don't like it. too sweet.
because these are childerns toys the fire will spread quickly. stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
i shall be 18 on the 21st! yay! i've always wanted to be a homeless 18 year old! dreams do come true.