Finals almost over. In the meantime...
User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: What was a huge success?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me...
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke ha ha fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Nice.