Things the Daleks would never say

Jun 20, 2009 20:51

“O-M-G! YOU LOOK FAB-U-LOUS! IS THAT PRA-DA?”

“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.”

“O-KAY, WE GIVE UP. YOU WIN, DOC-TOR.”

“TIME FOR A MAKE-O-VER, GIRLS!”

“HEL-LO. MY NAME IS DA-LEK CAAN. YOU KILLED MY FA-THER. PRE-PARE TO DIE.”

“ALLONS-Y!”

“O-M-G-F-T-W-B-B-Q?”

“AM I BOV-VERED?”

“OH, SOD IT. WHO NEEDS EXTERMINATION ANYWAY? I’M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A CUP OF TEA…”

“GIT-R-DONE!”

“UNICORNS ARE PRET-TY!”

“I NEED A HUG…<3”

“IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A!”

“SERIOUSLY, DAVROS? YOU NEED A MANICURE.”

“WHERE’S MY RICHARD SIMMONS TAPE?”

“ARE YOU MY MUMMY?”

“HEY, CHAR-LIE! WE FOUND A MAP TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!”

“YEAH, CHRIS. EX-TRAP-O-LATE. “ (kudos if you know what this is quoting)

“WHO’S UP FOR SOME IRISH STEPDANCING?”

“OOOOOKLAHOMA!”

“I’M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!”

“I CHOOSE YOU, PI-KA-CHU!”

“IT’S NOT LU-PUS.”

“JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOO CUTE!”

“WOULD YOU CARE FOR A JELLY BABY?”

“TO EXTERMINATE OR NOT TO EXTERMINATE, THAT IS THE QUESTION.”

“GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME A BRAN MUFFIN!”

“ARE YOU SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE?”

“ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.”

“JACKIE TYLER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

“(insert Britney Spears song)”

“I BELIEVE I CAN FLY…”

“YABBA-DABBA-DOO!”

dalek, parody, doctor who

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