Ask me about semen analysis

[backwards7]

It’s open week in Pathology. Coloured balloons have been attached to the walls of the lobby to greet the crowds of visitors who will descend on the department later in the week. Opposite the reception, directly in our eyeline, there is a giant poster telling you everything that you could possibly want to know about semen analysis, although from

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[inlucesco]

Ah, semen analysis. The, er, peak of an establishment's repertoire. It'll be alright in the end. If you didn't have that service, it might be a sticky situation. In fact, you might really take it on the chin. That certainly would be hard to swallow.

I would ask you about it, but I'm busy reverting to a thirteen-year-old.