Cody facebook log (also yearly post)

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Cody

I hope you know I'm kidding with my comment on Brad's profile

I know you are only delusional about the Arby's/KFC/Taco Bell combo

all of a sudden I just had a flashback to the era of the Gaslight Edition and how/why we hung out with 30 different people from 8 different social cliques

I was just along for the ride, riding bitch in the Yeller Pachyderm aka your truck

someone had to be the eye candy

speaking of candy, I am starving

if there was a candy delivery service I would be 300 pounds

especially now that M&M's have found my weakness and created coconut M&Ms

my only other weakness is laziness

so fortunately, it cancels out my other weakness of candy because I don't want to get up and go buy some

7:31pm Cody

ponder, then get back to me

ciao!

ok, seriously, if I started to be that guy who said "Ciao!" I would expect an intervention

that or if I ever decided to wear an Affliction tee

with studded jeans

and dude-bro sunglasses

at night

at a bar

with spray tan

actually, just if I ever dress like the Situation, please call my parents

also, I seem to have discovered the greatest tv news anchorman name ever

Tampa Bay New 9's very own Ferdinand Zogbaum

it's so fun to say

FERDINAND ZOGBAUM

I'm not bored

I swear