Aug 31, 2005 22:26
So school's here. Last time. 'Til next year. Rewarding... Anyway, I've got an excellent schedule, at least presumably so thus far. Here it is, since, whether you like it or not, you really do give a damn.
1 - AP Physics (Dave Borst) *Ammendum: (Bitch Tits)
2 - AP Physics (Dave Borst) *Ammendum2: (Bitch Tits)
Let me take this time to comment. I have Dave fucking Borst again. For two periods a day. And I sit in the "Crotch Rocket," the desk right in testicle view at all times. First seat, second row. Fuck me. Mr. Menard had to go and get a liver transplant. I hate Dave Borst. He is a bitch. A large-headed, baby-eating, saggy-breasted bitch. I will nickname him "Bitch Tits," I believe. So now I'm going to add that next to the period. Moving on.
3 - Computer Science with Java/ System.out.println ("Eugene Melcher");
4 - Honors English 12 (Katrina S. Brown) <--- Psycho. Probably will bring a gun to school.
5 - AP Calculus (Joseph Falger)
6 - Advanced Jazz Ensemble (Larry A. Detwiler)
7 - Band (Larry A. Detwiler)
English is garbage because we have Cyman, Chirdon and Briggs. I'd love to watch at least Cyman and Briggs be hit by a large and fast moving aircraft designed by Lockheed Martin called the "Captain Stabbin." Speaking of Captain Stabbin, which is in fact a porn site, I have decided to go my senior year without masturbation. I'm not going to make any kind of deal about it, I'm just hoping that my schedule is full enough every day that I never have time for it. I am starting this trend now since I already broke it earlier today.
I leave you to ponder the notion of Bitch Tits. The man, not the improper noun. Dave Borst. Bitch Tits.