38th Fall [video]

[backseatangel]

[There's music playing in the background as the feed opens on Anna, standing near the cathedral. She has a confused look on her face as she speaks, apparently she has some awareness on how ridiculous she sounds.]

Welcome, traveler. We are well met. I am Anna, an Angel of the Host. How may I assist you?

[At the bottom of the screen, prompts appear

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[habitformed]

[ This is Mouse, looking just as exasperated and annoyed with things as Anna probably is. He does not come with his own soundtrack but he appears to be unable to speak except via the subtitles that type themselves onto the air beneath his face. Every so often he gives them the finger. ]

MOUSE:
I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SUPPLIES.

ACTION: VEND (ALL GREY ITEMS).

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[backseatangel]

[Anna attempts to give a serious answer, but the curse preempts her and with a grimace she speaks in the gaming manner.]

Very well adventurer. We have many items for purchase and trade, what kind of supplies would you like to purchase?

[She opens her hands and a scroll appears with the selections writ on it.]

1. Food and drink
2. Weapons
3. Armour
4. Charms and spells
5. Please return me to the previous menu.

video; DAMN CODE

[habitformed]

[ Mouse is maybe a little jealous because it seems that at least Anna's version of the curse is vaguely cool. He didn't get any weapons or armor, just had the option to invite people to call him a stupid peasant. ]

MOUSE:
WEAPONS.

INVENTORY:
BAG SLOTS AVAILABLE 23/87
3 G 45 S

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[backseatangel]

One mus always be armed against the darkness.

[If Anna rolled her eyes any harder, they'd fall out of her head.]

We have much to offer you, what are you looking for?

1. Swords
2. Daggers
3. Bows and arrows
4. Slingshots
5. Poisons.
6. Please return me to the previous menu.

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[habitformed]

[ Mouse scrambles around for a pen and paper and then scribbles something onto a sheet which he then holds up for Anna's benefit. It's a little hard to read, what with the text floating in front of it. But if she squints she might be able to make out the words, "THIS = RETARDED". Floating in front of that: ]

MOUSE:
SLINGSHOTS.

INVENTORY:
BAG SLOTS AVAILABLE 23/87
AMMO EQUIPPED: LIGHT SHOT (250)
3 G 45 S

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[backseatangel]

[A menu showing ten different slingshots and their prices appear in the air as Anna digs around in her pockets for a pencil and paper. Unfortunately, she's in a dress, but she finds a quill and when the next scroll appears she pokes a hole in her palm and uses the blood to write on the back.]

1. Would you like to see more?
2. Would you like to make a purchase?
3. Please return me to the previous menu.

[She turns the scroll quickly before it disappears. It reads, DO NOT ASK FOR A QUEST.]