Sixth Botch [Backdated to Father's Day]
You know what I'm tired of?
These weird Earth holidays! Every single one that comes around, this town manages to make it into a nightmare! Holidays are supposed to be fileld with fun and joy! Mayfield holidays are filled with fear and humiliation! What's worse is that I always seem to end up on the butt end of them! I can't get a single moment's peace here! When I'm not compromising my ideals, I'm running for my life from some otherworldly horror from beyond! I'm not fit for this kind of thing! It's jurt weird! And scary! I thought my luck couldn't get any worse and yet here it goes! Absolutely, horridly, terribly, dastardly, ridiculously bad awful no good LUCK!
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I got out on a rant there, didn't I? Bother... I could really go for a hamburger right now.
These weird Earth holidays! Every single one that comes around, this town manages to make it into a nightmare! Holidays are supposed to be fileld with fun and joy! Mayfield holidays are filled with fear and humiliation! What's worse is that I always seem to end up on the butt end of them! I can't get a single moment's peace here! When I'm not compromising my ideals, I'm running for my life from some otherworldly horror from beyond! I'm not fit for this kind of thing! It's jurt weird! And scary! I thought my luck couldn't get any worse and yet here it goes! Absolutely, horridly, terribly, dastardly, ridiculously bad awful no good LUCK!
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I got out on a rant there, didn't I? Bother... I could really go for a hamburger right now.