Jan 10, 2010 19:07
H-hello? Is anyone... Wait... this isn't the inn I was at. No no I most CERTAINLY would have remembered if the inn was outdoors. And these most CERTAINLY are not my pajamas. White is a terrible color for sleep garments. Nor was it snowing. No no this... is... Feathers?
Gyroro, Ururun, did you grow wings? Did... any of this...
W-WHAT'S GOING ON! HAVE I BEEN KIDNAPPED? ABSCONDED? CARRIED OFF? ABDUCTED? SHANGHAI'D? OH IT WOULD JUST BE MY DAY TO FALL ASLEEP ON A LOVELY DOWN MATRESS TO AWAKE THE NEXT DAY OUTSIDE, ROBBED AND WITHOUT ANY MEANS OF DEFENDING MYSELF! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! THE INN KEEPER HAD A LAZY EYE! YOU CAN NEVER TRUST PEOPLE WITH LAZY EYES! THEY CAN'T LOOK YOU STRAIGHT WHEN THEY MAKE A DEAL! YOU CAN NEVER TELL IF THEY'RE LYING! BUT WHAT A FOOL I WAS, THINKING HE WAS JUST A KINDLY GENTRY! I WAS TAKEN IN BY THE KIND VOICE AND USE OF COLOQUIALISMS! CURSE THIS LUCK OF MINE! CURSE THIS AWFUL, TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE LUCK! -the rant seems to go on for awhile...-
AND WHY IS IT SO COLD!!?!?!?!