The key to a guy's heart
At prayer meeting tonight in my room:
Dave C: Hey, Rodney. Could you turn on the Christmas lights and turn this place into Club Rodney?
Rodney: Sure.
{Pete turns off the fluorescent light and plugs in the Christmas lights. I reach to turn on the desk lamps.}
Rodney: Hey, my keys are hanging on the desk lamp! I've been looking for these all day!
{Everybody laughs.}
Rodney: What? It's not funny!
Guess I won't lose my $100 key deposit. Whew.
Dave C: Hey, Rodney. Could you turn on the Christmas lights and turn this place into Club Rodney?
Rodney: Sure.
{Pete turns off the fluorescent light and plugs in the Christmas lights. I reach to turn on the desk lamps.}
Rodney: Hey, my keys are hanging on the desk lamp! I've been looking for these all day!
{Everybody laughs.}
Rodney: What? It's not funny!
Guess I won't lose my $100 key deposit. Whew.