The Spätzle Legacy 1.0
What's this? Not a Moose update? Yep. I wanted to try an ISBI so, here we are. A new legacy. And yes, I like naming things after food *looks at username* XD
This is our charming founder Dag (trappingit ). Isn't she cute?
Her stats are Popularity 5/8/6/3/3
Likes stinky, beardy people
Dislikes red hair (oh really?)
Obligatory shot of her shack with a link to more pictures.
Showing off her awesome dancing skills.
So awesome!
The welcome wagon consisted of Bruce and her uncle Paul.
Also, Aurelius (runningbee ) <3
You're ruining my plans, Dag!
At least, someone who thinks Aurelius is hot. Dag just has no taste.
Paul: I really like your boobs... I mean, your shirt!
Dag: Uh, what?
Stay classy, Paul.
The cemetary is a great place to meet potential spouses but Dag doesn't think Rascal (alfredaskew ) is a hottie. She's probably blind.
So, let's scope!
Also, Amethyst (verocchio ) is everywhere.
No >:C
So, on to the courthouse which was filled with sexy alien women like Imation (katu_sims )
Well, and Luz (runningbee )...
...and also, uh, Enigma (alfredaskew ) O.o
Oh, Dag! You and your special taste in men!
Then she gave all her 437 simoleons to the match maker...
Lol, no.
Ew, Romeo sent a hate letter D:
At the cemetary I discovered Dag's fondness of the Mooses <.<
Romeo: I got my pocket money today. I'm practically rich now. Does that make me attractive to you?
Dag: Uuuh, you serious?
Dag: I bet Ivory has much more money than you! And he's so classy. We're gonna marry next year in Venice. He doesn't know it yet, though.
A few days later, she invited Rascal over because I still hope they might ACR all over each other.
The boy who lived Hamlet (alleliua ) walked by. Dag thinks he's revolting <.<
Then they all went to get drunk and be all social and stuff. With their backs turned to each other.
Because drinking with two oh-so-revolting guys is boring, Dag invited Enigma over. They immediately made out on the front porch (however that works with someone who has no mouth)
He's drinking through his nose! O.O
Dag: You're really nice and all but Ivory is the only right one for me. It's fate, okay? So, it doesn't matter if he's already married.
Enigma: >:C
I found his mouth! :D
Enigma: Just grabbing a drink and watching you sleep, 'kay?
The following day, Dag invited Enigma over again. They move fast for one-bolters.
I can't wait to see those kids, lol.
What's wrong with your neck, Marvin?
Oh, okay. Dag didn't need invisible newspaper anyway.
Third visit and already moving in. He also brought his friend Kate (lithium_lily ). I can't get over his expression XD
They act like three-bolters. It's crazy.
He eats that a lot. Can't have much cooking skill.
Also, no dancing skill.
And next time: engagement, wedding and yes, kids :D
This is our charming founder Dag (trappingit ). Isn't she cute?
Her stats are Popularity 5/8/6/3/3
Likes stinky, beardy people
Dislikes red hair (oh really?)
Obligatory shot of her shack with a link to more pictures.
Showing off her awesome dancing skills.
So awesome!
The welcome wagon consisted of Bruce and her uncle Paul.
Also, Aurelius (runningbee ) <3
You're ruining my plans, Dag!
At least, someone who thinks Aurelius is hot. Dag just has no taste.
Paul: I really like your boobs... I mean, your shirt!
Dag: Uh, what?
Stay classy, Paul.
The cemetary is a great place to meet potential spouses but Dag doesn't think Rascal (alfredaskew ) is a hottie. She's probably blind.
So, let's scope!
Also, Amethyst (verocchio ) is everywhere.
No >:C
So, on to the courthouse which was filled with sexy alien women like Imation (katu_sims )
Well, and Luz (runningbee )...
...and also, uh, Enigma (alfredaskew ) O.o
Oh, Dag! You and your special taste in men!
Then she gave all her 437 simoleons to the match maker...
Lol, no.
Ew, Romeo sent a hate letter D:
At the cemetary I discovered Dag's fondness of the Mooses <.<
Romeo: I got my pocket money today. I'm practically rich now. Does that make me attractive to you?
Dag: Uuuh, you serious?
Dag: I bet Ivory has much more money than you! And he's so classy. We're gonna marry next year in Venice. He doesn't know it yet, though.
A few days later, she invited Rascal over because I still hope they might ACR all over each other.
The boy who lived Hamlet (alleliua ) walked by. Dag thinks he's revolting <.<
Then they all went to get drunk and be all social and stuff. With their backs turned to each other.
Because drinking with two oh-so-revolting guys is boring, Dag invited Enigma over. They immediately made out on the front porch (however that works with someone who has no mouth)
He's drinking through his nose! O.O
Dag: You're really nice and all but Ivory is the only right one for me. It's fate, okay? So, it doesn't matter if he's already married.
Enigma: >:C
I found his mouth! :D
Enigma: Just grabbing a drink and watching you sleep, 'kay?
The following day, Dag invited Enigma over again. They move fast for one-bolters.
I can't wait to see those kids, lol.
What's wrong with your neck, Marvin?
Oh, okay. Dag didn't need invisible newspaper anyway.
Third visit and already moving in. He also brought his friend Kate (lithium_lily ). I can't get over his expression XD
They act like three-bolters. It's crazy.
He eats that a lot. Can't have much cooking skill.
Also, no dancing skill.
And next time: engagement, wedding and yes, kids :D