The Moose Legacy 3.0
After more than a year we finally reach generation three :D
This time: Lots of dudes, some of them naked and Bruce visits pretty much every community lot in Little Shoremoss
First, some makeovers of the Mooses bedrooms. Just because.
Bruce's first stop on her quest to find the right guy: Hans Trapdoor Corp!
That was fast!
But this would probably a very short update if Max (alfredaskew) was the right one, right?
What not to do when you meet a handsome guy: Tell him how much you hate school busses. Especially if you're not in school anymore.
And that is that.
Well, maybe Max has more luck with Adaira (brilliantcat).
I'm not quite sure who this handsome fellow is because as you might know my game badly messed up some names. Though, I suspect he might be by sly_doubt. I also have no idea why he doesn't have any clothes on O.o
There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
You saw that coming, didn't you?
Little Shoremoss has so much to offer, Bruce. Just look at Domick (alleluia) and Sam (sixam_sims)!
Oookay, I get it (actually, I don't). Gorgeous girl in the background is by thiziz, by the way.
Bruce was getting hungry, so onto the Tiki Temple which is a very badly constructed restaurant. Anyway, Bruce rushed to greet Dag Spätzle (trappingit).
My god, Bruce! What made you so angry that you have to shout at everyone you meet? Okay, if my name was Bruce, I'd probably angry, too but still that no reason to impale poor Will (kkkayleighh)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.
Apparently, Enigma (alfredaskew) is the Johnny Depp of Little Shoremoss. Too bad he's married already.
Nothing again? You're not getting any younger, lady! (She has like 13 days left before becoming an elder)
Bruces really misses out. Just look at this guy by lilith_sims :D
Okay, maybe she's not missing out here. At least, now I know that Alistair (huning) is not the only gay guy in the neighbourhood.
And now for a little bit of schadenfreude: Napoleon also has no luck with the ladies (in this case, Kate by lithium_lily)
Explode (katu_sims) almost looks like a robot. Perfect for Bruce? Sadly, not.
Don't look so sad, Bruce! Woody just broke again when he tried to fix the shower. For household chores, he's really useless.
The Mooses at 3am. Ivory's sleep schedule is really messed up.
And because Bruce had nothing better to do at this ungodly hour, I sent her to the cemetary. Maybe the next Mister Moose is hiding here.
Unfortunately, the cemetary was packed with teens and Bruce ignored Kagan (limeyyyz) to fawn over Alex. You know, the guy she made out with last time while nobody was looking <.<
Maybe the library is a better place to meet new people.
Mariano (saria_deea)
Sage (nabila_ici)
Explode and Donut (katu_sims).
There you go. Lots of goodlooking sims.
Bruce went straight for the nudist, though. Because naked dudes in libraries are never ever total creeps, am I right?
I think I should look into this issue of sudden nudism on community lots, though O.o
Bruce seemed to like Luz (runningbee) better before he put on clothes and tried to hug her. Still, they have two bolts.
Suddenly, Bruce changes her tactics and instead of shouting at everyone, she now tries to hug everyone. Just look at Ruka's (runningbee) excited face. They also have two bolts.
Two matchmakers can't possibly fuck up more than one, yes?
Better not take any risks.
Can't. take. the. suspense.
I need to know right now!
Oh god, what kind of sick joke is that, matchmaker lady?
This must be some kind of subtle reminder that I should to play the Spätzles sometime. They are apparently the sexiest family in this whole neighbourhood :D
Maybe another 5,000 simoleons can fix this error. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, they can't.
Hm, maybe I should've let them have that one date. It could've been hilarious...
Well, hello there, Luz!
I admit this made me giggle harder than it should have. Gottfried's serious face and how they politely looked away, ahaha.
That toothless grin :D
This sums up their relationship pretty well.
Bruce made a powerful enemy. Gottfried takes the time to come from Black Acres to Little Shoremoss just to steal the newspaper. That's what I call dedication. Or maybe it just proves that Gottfried is a lazy student.
Anyway, back to Bruce and also Ruka who came by.
Whoa! What's happening now?
But they did take care of Muffin!
Or maybe they didn't?
And while the police officer takes away Muffin plus that pen-thing where he lived...
...Bruce makes a move on Mister Goldilocks :D
But can he compete against a piece of wood?
Thanks for reading :)
This time: Lots of dudes, some of them naked and Bruce visits pretty much every community lot in Little Shoremoss
First, some makeovers of the Mooses bedrooms. Just because.
Bruce's first stop on her quest to find the right guy: Hans Trapdoor Corp!
That was fast!
But this would probably a very short update if Max (alfredaskew) was the right one, right?
What not to do when you meet a handsome guy: Tell him how much you hate school busses. Especially if you're not in school anymore.
And that is that.
Well, maybe Max has more luck with Adaira (brilliantcat).
I'm not quite sure who this handsome fellow is because as you might know my game badly messed up some names. Though, I suspect he might be by sly_doubt. I also have no idea why he doesn't have any clothes on O.o
There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
You saw that coming, didn't you?
Little Shoremoss has so much to offer, Bruce. Just look at Domick (alleluia) and Sam (sixam_sims)!
Oookay, I get it (actually, I don't). Gorgeous girl in the background is by thiziz, by the way.
Bruce was getting hungry, so onto the Tiki Temple which is a very badly constructed restaurant. Anyway, Bruce rushed to greet Dag Spätzle (trappingit).
My god, Bruce! What made you so angry that you have to shout at everyone you meet? Okay, if my name was Bruce, I'd probably angry, too but still that no reason to impale poor Will (kkkayleighh)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.
Apparently, Enigma (alfredaskew) is the Johnny Depp of Little Shoremoss. Too bad he's married already.
Nothing again? You're not getting any younger, lady! (She has like 13 days left before becoming an elder)
Bruces really misses out. Just look at this guy by lilith_sims :D
Okay, maybe she's not missing out here. At least, now I know that Alistair (huning) is not the only gay guy in the neighbourhood.
And now for a little bit of schadenfreude: Napoleon also has no luck with the ladies (in this case, Kate by lithium_lily)
Explode (katu_sims) almost looks like a robot. Perfect for Bruce? Sadly, not.
Don't look so sad, Bruce! Woody just broke again when he tried to fix the shower. For household chores, he's really useless.
The Mooses at 3am. Ivory's sleep schedule is really messed up.
And because Bruce had nothing better to do at this ungodly hour, I sent her to the cemetary. Maybe the next Mister Moose is hiding here.
Unfortunately, the cemetary was packed with teens and Bruce ignored Kagan (limeyyyz) to fawn over Alex. You know, the guy she made out with last time while nobody was looking <.<
Maybe the library is a better place to meet new people.
Mariano (saria_deea)
Sage (nabila_ici)
Explode and Donut (katu_sims).
There you go. Lots of goodlooking sims.
Bruce went straight for the nudist, though. Because naked dudes in libraries are never ever total creeps, am I right?
I think I should look into this issue of sudden nudism on community lots, though O.o
Bruce seemed to like Luz (runningbee) better before he put on clothes and tried to hug her. Still, they have two bolts.
Suddenly, Bruce changes her tactics and instead of shouting at everyone, she now tries to hug everyone. Just look at Ruka's (runningbee) excited face. They also have two bolts.
Two matchmakers can't possibly fuck up more than one, yes?
Better not take any risks.
Can't. take. the. suspense.
I need to know right now!
Oh god, what kind of sick joke is that, matchmaker lady?
This must be some kind of subtle reminder that I should to play the Spätzles sometime. They are apparently the sexiest family in this whole neighbourhood :D
Maybe another 5,000 simoleons can fix this error. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, they can't.
Hm, maybe I should've let them have that one date. It could've been hilarious...
Well, hello there, Luz!
I admit this made me giggle harder than it should have. Gottfried's serious face and how they politely looked away, ahaha.
That toothless grin :D
This sums up their relationship pretty well.
Bruce made a powerful enemy. Gottfried takes the time to come from Black Acres to Little Shoremoss just to steal the newspaper. That's what I call dedication. Or maybe it just proves that Gottfried is a lazy student.
Anyway, back to Bruce and also Ruka who came by.
Whoa! What's happening now?
But they did take care of Muffin!
Or maybe they didn't?
And while the police officer takes away Muffin plus that pen-thing where he lived...
...Bruce makes a move on Mister Goldilocks :D
But can he compete against a piece of wood?
Thanks for reading :)