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[back_door_bamby]

The pope arrives in heaven, where st Peter awaites him. St peter asks to the pope who he is.
The pope : I am the pope.
St Peter : Who ? There's no such name in my book?
The pope : I am the representative off God on Earth.
St Peter : Does God has a representative ? He didn't told me...
The pope : but I am the leader off the Catholic Church...
St Peter : The Catholic church... Never heard of it...
St Peter : Wait, I'll check with the boss

St Peter goes away trough heavens gate to talk with God.

St Peter : There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth.
God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that i know off... Wait, I'll ask Jesus ( Take his intercom and yells for Jesus)
Jesus : Yes father, what's up....

God and St Peter explain the situation....

Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St Peter asks To Jesus why he's laughing...

Jesus : remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago.... It still exists.