The party of a lifetime

Jan 01, 2006 18:30


back2life's LJ New Year Party
(Now At Least 21% Politically Correct!)

Started : January 1st, 2006 06:00:13 AM

Ended : January 1st, 2006 06:09:52 PM
Alco Money! : $ 305

Guests of Honour
spiffie is a bewildered Buddhist. spiffie drank 4 Absinthes, 1 Tequila.
ckleam is an edgy Liberal Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. ckleam drank 1 Red Wine, 2 Kahluas.
trididos is a jaunty Agnostic. trididos drank 3 Mescals, 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
thefrescakid is a happy-go-lucky Atheist and a newbie boozer. thefrescakid drank 10 Absinthes, 1 Tequila.
watermelon80 is an unfortunate Liberal Christian. watermelon80 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
back2life is a pleasant Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. back2life drank 4 Lagers, 7 Ales, 1 Stout.
panamore is a mean-spirited Muslim who constantly bitches about....well everything on Livejournal. panamore drank 8 Pilsners, 2 Absinthes, 2 Rums.
egoiste is a possessed Wiccan. egoiste drank 6 Sherrys, 3 White Wines.
lastchanceblog is a rosy Taoist. lastchanceblog decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
pbxxx is a lethargic Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. pbxxx drank 8 Vodkas.
mrchompy is a lethargic Taoist. mrchompy drank 3 Pilsners.
craignaient is a rosy Buddhist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. craignaient drank 7 Goldschlagers.
dan_dan81 is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian. dan_dan81 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
baltpup25 is an unfortunate Taoist. baltpup25 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!

Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to thefrescakid, back2life, panamore, egoiste, pbxxx, craignaient.
Fights

A huge fight broke out between dan_dan81 and egoiste after the former was reportedly sodomised egoiste with The Bible.

At approximately 06:26:09 PM dan_dan81 and thefrescakid caused around $500,000 worth of damage to back2life's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!
Lovers

lastchanceblog and craignaient now seem to be inseperable after giving into temptation and romping like two love starved hogs over back2life's parents couch!
The Drunkest

You back2life, my dear fellow are a true alcoholic! You do love your dizzy juice dont ye!
Random Events

Contrary to popular belief egoiste firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

craignaient accused thefrescakid of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour of a gay brothel in minsk.

thefrescakid admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.

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