.: 100 One-Shot Prompt Challenge [8] :.
prompt 011:: Fair
pairing:: implied SiHan, KyuMi, KangTeuk, and HenWook
progress:: 8 / 100
word count:: 788
author's note:: another crack-fic, because my brain is broken at the moment...oh, and Hyunnie is the koala, because she wishes she could be she is SiHan's missing third child. Because she said so. ok? enjoy~
“MAMAAA!!”
“OMMAAA!!”
“Sounds like the twins need you, Hangeng…” Siwon said with a chuckle, and Hangeng groaned.
“I’m coming, I’m coming…” sighing, he found Zhoumi and Kyuhyun in their room, crossing their arms and making faces at each other.
“What’s going on here, you two??” their mother asked in confusion, looking back and forth between the seven year olds.
“Mama, how come me and Kyuhyun always have to wear the same clothes??” Zhoumi complained first.
“It’s not like we’re identical…” Kyuhyun noted.
“How come we always have to dress the same?”
“Omma…we’re not little anymore!”
“Wait wait wait…you two are mad at me??”
“No, I’m mad at HIM!” they said simultaneously, pointing fingers at one another.
Hangeng sighed. “You two aren’t making any sense right now. Why are you angry with each other? I thought you didn’t want me to give you the same clothes anymore.”
“Today, we decided that we were going to stop wearing the same thing as each other…” Kyuhyun explained.
“…but he wants to wear what I want to wear!” Zhoumi whined.
“No! You want to wear what I want to wear!” Kyuhyun protested.
They crashed into each other and rolled on the floor, pulling at clothes and hair.
“SIWON!!” Hangeng cried desperately, attempting to break the fighting twins apart.
“Aish…” Siwon arrived, gawking at the sight.
“Well don’t just stand there! Help me!” Hangeng urged.
They separated the boys; Hangeng grabbed Zhoumi as Siwon held Kyuhyun back.
“Okay now, explain the problem here.” Siwon said, still lost.
“Me and Kyuhyun were going to start wearing different clothes today, but he still wants to wear the same thing as me!” Zhoumi rambled.
“No, Appa! He wants to wear the same thing as me! It’s not fair.” Kyuhyun complained.
“It’s not fair to me either!” Zhoumi pouted.
“YAH! Stop whining, the both of you. How would you two like to go around with no clothes all day? Hmm? That isn’t fair.” Hangeng said finally, tired of the arguing.
The boys looked at each other, and then looked at the floor.
“No…it’s not...” they admitted in defeat.
“How about both of you wear something completely different other than these clothes for one whole week. How does that sound? Better?”
Zhoumi and Kyuhyun exchanged glances and nodded.
“Okay.” They finally came to a truce.
“Good. Now then, get changed and go play. You two are brothers; you shouldn’t be fighting like this. Let’s all just get along, okay?” Hangeng said with a smile, and the boys were released.
“Mama…why is everyone so loud??” Henry asked, rubbing his eyes sleepily and dragging a stuffed koala along with him from the other bedroom.
“Aww…did we wake you up from your nap, Henry? I’m sorry…” Hangeng said, smoothing out his three year old son’s hair and kissing his forehead. “Ryeowook will be here soon…” he added.
“YAY~~!” Henry said, and he was suddenly awake, dancing around in circles with his koala in the living room.
The doorbell rang, and Siwon went to go answer the door.
“Leeteuk is here~” he called, and Hangeng came over.
“Ahh Teukie~!” Hangeng said, breathing a sigh of relief.
“RYEOWOOKIE~~!!” Henry said happily, and he and Ryeowook went into the living room to play.
“You look tired!” Leeteuk said, laughing. Hangeng gave him an exhausted sigh.
“Those twins…they were at each other’s throats this morning.”
“Well, boys will be boys…” Leeteuk smiled.
“True, true…coffee?”
………
Hangeng and Leeteuk sat in the living room to watch over their sons.
The elder sighed. “I know how you feel, Hannie…I’ve got more kids than I care to admit.”
Hangeng shook his head. “I don’t know how you do it, Leeteuk. I’ve only got three, and they wear me out every day!”
“Me either…and Kangin is the biggest kid of all of them! I mean, he leaves his clothes all over the place, he doesn’t help with the dishes, he’s terrible at grocery shopping…”
“Hyung…you need a break.”
“Yeah…we all need a break. We should just go on vacation…you, me, Jaejoong if he wants. God, his kids are a handful. Especially that Changmin! If Yunho ever asks you to babysit, just say NO.”
Hangeng laughed. “I know what you mean; I’ve watched them before.” He sighed. “I’d love to go on vacation, but I would come back and my house would be a mess! I can’t trust Siwon to do everything while I’m gone. I mean, he tries his best…but I just wish his best could be a little…better. You know?”
“Yeah…if I ever left, I don’t think I’d even have a house to come back to. Could you imagine? Leaving Kangin with all the kids?!”
The two sighed wistfully and slumped their shoulders in dismay.
“It’s not fair.”
pairing:: implied SiHan, KyuMi, KangTeuk, and HenWook
progress:: 8 / 100
word count:: 788
author's note:: another crack-fic, because my brain is broken at the moment...oh, and Hyunnie is the koala, because she wishes she could be she is SiHan's missing third child. Because she said so. ok? enjoy~
“MAMAAA!!”
“OMMAAA!!”
“Sounds like the twins need you, Hangeng…” Siwon said with a chuckle, and Hangeng groaned.
“I’m coming, I’m coming…” sighing, he found Zhoumi and Kyuhyun in their room, crossing their arms and making faces at each other.
“What’s going on here, you two??” their mother asked in confusion, looking back and forth between the seven year olds.
“Mama, how come me and Kyuhyun always have to wear the same clothes??” Zhoumi complained first.
“It’s not like we’re identical…” Kyuhyun noted.
“How come we always have to dress the same?”
“Omma…we’re not little anymore!”
“Wait wait wait…you two are mad at me??”
“No, I’m mad at HIM!” they said simultaneously, pointing fingers at one another.
Hangeng sighed. “You two aren’t making any sense right now. Why are you angry with each other? I thought you didn’t want me to give you the same clothes anymore.”
“Today, we decided that we were going to stop wearing the same thing as each other…” Kyuhyun explained.
“…but he wants to wear what I want to wear!” Zhoumi whined.
“No! You want to wear what I want to wear!” Kyuhyun protested.
They crashed into each other and rolled on the floor, pulling at clothes and hair.
“SIWON!!” Hangeng cried desperately, attempting to break the fighting twins apart.
“Aish…” Siwon arrived, gawking at the sight.
“Well don’t just stand there! Help me!” Hangeng urged.
They separated the boys; Hangeng grabbed Zhoumi as Siwon held Kyuhyun back.
“Okay now, explain the problem here.” Siwon said, still lost.
“Me and Kyuhyun were going to start wearing different clothes today, but he still wants to wear the same thing as me!” Zhoumi rambled.
“No, Appa! He wants to wear the same thing as me! It’s not fair.” Kyuhyun complained.
“It’s not fair to me either!” Zhoumi pouted.
“YAH! Stop whining, the both of you. How would you two like to go around with no clothes all day? Hmm? That isn’t fair.” Hangeng said finally, tired of the arguing.
The boys looked at each other, and then looked at the floor.
“No…it’s not...” they admitted in defeat.
“How about both of you wear something completely different other than these clothes for one whole week. How does that sound? Better?”
Zhoumi and Kyuhyun exchanged glances and nodded.
“Okay.” They finally came to a truce.
“Good. Now then, get changed and go play. You two are brothers; you shouldn’t be fighting like this. Let’s all just get along, okay?” Hangeng said with a smile, and the boys were released.
“Mama…why is everyone so loud??” Henry asked, rubbing his eyes sleepily and dragging a stuffed koala along with him from the other bedroom.
“Aww…did we wake you up from your nap, Henry? I’m sorry…” Hangeng said, smoothing out his three year old son’s hair and kissing his forehead. “Ryeowook will be here soon…” he added.
“YAY~~!” Henry said, and he was suddenly awake, dancing around in circles with his koala in the living room.
The doorbell rang, and Siwon went to go answer the door.
“Leeteuk is here~” he called, and Hangeng came over.
“Ahh Teukie~!” Hangeng said, breathing a sigh of relief.
“RYEOWOOKIE~~!!” Henry said happily, and he and Ryeowook went into the living room to play.
“You look tired!” Leeteuk said, laughing. Hangeng gave him an exhausted sigh.
“Those twins…they were at each other’s throats this morning.”
“Well, boys will be boys…” Leeteuk smiled.
“True, true…coffee?”
………
Hangeng and Leeteuk sat in the living room to watch over their sons.
The elder sighed. “I know how you feel, Hannie…I’ve got more kids than I care to admit.”
Hangeng shook his head. “I don’t know how you do it, Leeteuk. I’ve only got three, and they wear me out every day!”
“Me either…and Kangin is the biggest kid of all of them! I mean, he leaves his clothes all over the place, he doesn’t help with the dishes, he’s terrible at grocery shopping…”
“Hyung…you need a break.”
“Yeah…we all need a break. We should just go on vacation…you, me, Jaejoong if he wants. God, his kids are a handful. Especially that Changmin! If Yunho ever asks you to babysit, just say NO.”
Hangeng laughed. “I know what you mean; I’ve watched them before.” He sighed. “I’d love to go on vacation, but I would come back and my house would be a mess! I can’t trust Siwon to do everything while I’m gone. I mean, he tries his best…but I just wish his best could be a little…better. You know?”
“Yeah…if I ever left, I don’t think I’d even have a house to come back to. Could you imagine? Leaving Kangin with all the kids?!”
The two sighed wistfully and slumped their shoulders in dismay.
“It’s not fair.”