Sungmin in Wonderland [part 5]
because everyone needs a little ROFL now and then~ I hope I can provide it ^^;
- <3 Misao :3
***CAUTION: lot's of scene switching...don't get lost~ :D***
"Holy effing Siwon...I'm so late!! Why today of all days??" Hangeng thought, cursing himself as he ran home. Today was a special day...why? He didn't know...he never knew. He was always the last person to know anything! All he knew was that he had to meet up with Heechul and Siwon at a specific time, and he was already late.
"Damn--damn--damn--damn--damn..." he muttered, running up his front porch, leaving his shoes at the door hastily.
He passed the mirror and paused, sighing.
"Look at you, Hangeng, you're a mess..." The fur of his ears and his hair was ruffled from running so much...his vest was unbuttoned, and his shirt was wrinkled.
'You look like you just had a rough night with Siwon~' his concience said, mocking him silently.
"...shut up.... Tch, I wish that was the case...it beats getting chased by cats and boys in dresses any day..." he mumbled, getting ready to take a shower.
[ -back to Alice Sungmin :D- ]
"He runs---so fast---need---to rest---but---can't---lose---him..." Sungmin said in between gasps for breath. He finally stumbled across a pretty house sitting in a nice, big clearing.
"Is this his house?" he wondered aloud, walking through the pretty, Chinese-patterned gate up to the porch. He paused to remove his shoes and stepped inside through the large, double doors.
'Is he even here anymore? He goes so fast...well, he is a rabbit after all...but if he's so fast, how could he be late?? And what is he late for anyway?' Sungmin wondered silently, exploring the house. He could hear water running upstairs.
"I guess he's home, then..." Sungmin muttered, walking into the kitchen. Everything was so...traditional-style. His dinner plates were decorated with cranes, phoenixes, and Chinese dragons, and on the middle of his table, there was a plate full of the best looking fried rice Sungmin had ever seen...or maybe it just looked really good because he was hungry. His stomach growled angrily at him, demanding him to eat Hangeng's food.
"B...but I can't just---" his stomach grumbled again. He had to eat something...
"Ok...maybe if I just take a little, he won't notice..." Sungmin said, taking a pair of chopsticks and digging into the plate.
.........
When he had finished THE WHOLE PLATE, a chopstick slipped from his hand and made a loud clatter against it.
The noise resonated throughout the entire house, shattering the still silence.
It was then that Sungmin noticed that the shower water had stopped running.
"Oh crap..."
Swiftly, Hangeng was down the staircase in seconds, his heart racing. "Who the hell---OHCRAPIT'SYOU!!!" he said, a look of pure terror on his face.
Sungmin couldn't contain his excitement, and ran over and glomped the rabbit-boy.
"AHHH! NO! GET OFF OF ME! HELP! SEXUAL HARRASSMENT! RAPE!! SIWON!!!" he called desperately, his arms flailing as the younger boy smothered him in a tight snuggle.
"I thought I would never find you but now here you are and we're finally together and I'm gonna take you home and oemma will let me keep you and you can stay at my house and I'll give you lots of water and you can eat as many carrots as you want~!!" Sungmin rambled.
[Meanwhile: outside]
"♪♪Sansogateun neo...Nan neoman deuriswimyeon...dasi naebaeteun sueobseo...Ijjaninhan gotongsugae...naega jugeogago itjanha~♪♪" Onew sang as he approached the White Rabbit's house. He was on his way to drop off some ramen he had made, hoping to exchange for his hyung's amazing Beijing fried rice. Of course, only if Hangeng felt like sharing. ^^ If not, he'd leave the ramen anyway...the pot was pretty heavy...
"Hey! Jonghyun! Help me carry this, yeah?" he called to the lizard-boy passing by.
"Oh hi Onew!" the younger boy jogged over to help. "What's in the pot?" he asked curiously, reaching to pull off the lid to look inside.
Onew smacked his hand away. "It's ramen for hyung...just help me carry it! It's heavy!"
"Can I have some if I carry it?" Jonghyun asked hopefully.
"NO"
Jonghyun pouted, and they stood silent for almost a full minute. Then Jonghyun broke into a wide grin.
"I'm just kidding, ;D here, give me the pot..." They walked up to Hangeng's house singing "Love Like Oxygen" together, until they reached the gate.
There was panicked yelling, and loud, banging noises coming from the house.
A chill shot down Onew's and Jonghyun's spines.
"Whaah...I got goosebumps..." Jonghyun said, rubbing his arms.
"Me too...wait...if we're not geese, how can we get goosebumps??" Onew asked.
"Well, you know when you pluck a goose when you're gonna cook it..." Jonghyun absent-mindedly plucked a feather from Onew's tail and paused.
"...oops...?"
Onew had yelped in pain, glaring at Jonghyun furiously. "THAT'S MY FEATHER!!!" He chased after Jonghyun around Hangeng's yard, and they ran in circles until Jonghyun turned to face Onew. "Wait---! Hangeng-hyung is still in trouble!" Jonghyun realized after they had gotten completely side-tracked.
"Oh yeah! But what do we do?? What if it's like some crazy fangirl noona? Or worse...a PERVY AJUMAH?!" Onew asked desperately, pacing back and forth.
Jonghyun stood there, waiting for Onew to come up with a plan while he seached his own brain.
"I GOT IT!" his elder jumped up suddenly "We're gonna charge in there, smack whoever it is over the head with the pot-lid, and pour hot ramen on their face! Then we can save hyung and run for our lives!"
Jonghyun's face ---> o__o"
"What's wrong?" Onew asked, frowning.
"What if we hit Hangeng-hyung instead? Then we're screwed..."
"...didn't think about that..." Onew frowned, and they thought again.
"We have to do something..."
[Meanwhile: back inside]
"I---can't---breathe!!" Hangeng choked out, and he felt Sungmin's arms loosen a little. He tore himself free from the boy's grip and ran to the other side of the table.
"Hey! You tricked me!" Sungmin frowned.
"Actually, with all honesty, I really couldn't breathe...but thanks for letting me go. Now...what do you want from me? I see you've already eaten all of my food..." he said with a bit of an edge to his voice.
"I'm really sorry! I was just so hungry! I started eating, and before I knew it, the whole plate was gone!! T__T"
"Don't worry about it..." Hangeng said through clenched teeth. "What do you want from me?? Money?? Tell me please so I can give you what you want and you can leave!!"
"But I want you!! :D You're the reason I came all this way! I don't even know where I am! <3" Sungmin said.
Hangeng scooted back a little. "Hey buddy, listen...I've already got someone, and I would be miserable without him...he would be really upset if I went missing, so for your sake, please don't kidnap me! ...I don't want to be raped! ;-; " Hangeng pleaded from over the table.
"AHHH why does everyone have such sick minds?! Who ever said I was raping anyone?? And why is everyone gay?! Why am I gay?? It's all Kyuhyun's fault... I miss him... T__T .........but anyway---you're gonna come home with me and you'll be the best pet bunny I ever had and we'll be bestest friends forever and ever and you can eat lots and lots of carrots and bunny food and---" Sungmin
"HEY! What do you think I am?! Some kind of house pet?? I'll have you know, I'm a very important rabbit and I'm much better than any ordinary one!" Hangeng said defensively.
"I'm sure you are...and that's why you're late, right?" Sungmin said flatly, not too thrilled at being interrupted.
Hangeng's eyes widened. "You're distracting me! AGGHHH I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!! D: " He attempted to go back upstairs to finish getting ready, but was confronted by an angry Sungmin.
"Where do you think you're going?!"
Hangeng just gave him a look that said 'excuse me?'
"What do you think you're doing? Whose house is this, huh? Whose food did you devour?? Hmm???" he turned again, and Sungmin grabbed his shoulder.
"I followed you all this way just to get turned down?! I refuse!" Sungmin said.
"Hey it's not my fault you came here! It's your stupid cat's fault! It tried to EAT ME!" Hangeng said in defense.
"......that's---that's---!!! AGGHH YOU'RE GOING DOWN! >:O " Sungmin took a 'ready' martial arts stance, and Hangeng did the same.
"If you want to fight, let's get it over with now...I don't have all day..." he looked straight into Sungmin's face, and the younger boy froze.
'Oh...he looks like he knows what he's doing...If I fight him now, he might send me home in a matchbox! o__o; ' Sungmin thought, and stood down.
"Whaaah you're scary! Never mind!"
"That's what I thought..." Hangeng ran up the stairs and finished getting himself ready, putting on his vest, getting his stopwatch...
........
...When he came back down, Sungmin was still there.
Hangeng walked past him, and did a double take. ".........what are you still doing here??"
Sungmin looked up at him, teary-eyed. He wiped his face and sniffed sadly.
"I don't know what I'm doing anymore...I don't know where I am...I don't know how to get home...!!! T___T "
"Ah...ahhh...uh...there there? Come on now, don't cry...hey..." Hangeng said, patting the younger boy's back awkwardly. "Let's get you outside...maybe we can find someone who can help [[like a psychiatrist...]]. Come on now...please don't cry..."
They made their way to the door.
[And now outside just one more time~ <3]
"Oh! Hyung, look! The door's opening!" Jonghyun jumped up, pointing.
"Whaa! We'll get them for sure now!" Onew took the potlid in hand, ready and waiting, while Jonghyun was armed with the hot ramen.
A pair of snowy white bunny ears appeared first, and then Hangeng came out.
"Oh...it's just Hangeng-hyung...is he ok?" Jonghyun asked, and Onew lowered the potlid in disappointment.
"Shh! We still have a chance!" they waited anxiously for the perpetrator to exit, and a blond head made itself visible.
"CHAAAARGE!!!" Onew said, and they ran toward the two.
Hangeng and Sungmin stared at them like they were insane.
"SUNGMIN-HYUNG?!?!?" Onew said in surprise, and tripped over his own feet.
"AHH Onew-hyung are you ok?!" Jonghyun dropped the pot, which splashed ramen onto the grass and ran over to see if the accident-prone dodo bird was ok.
"HehhehhehI'mok~" he said, dazed.
"How many fingers am I holding up??" Jonghyun asked, holding up three.
"....seven??" Onew asked, rubbing his head.
"Ahh...hyung, you can't afford to lose any more brain cells! And I thought people usually see double? Where'd the other finger come from??" Jonghyun asked, examining his hand just in case.
"Ah, I'm alright, really!" he stood up and dusted himself off.
"Are you sure?? You said it was a hyung...looks more like a noona to me..." Jonghyun asked, frowning in confusion at Sungmin.
"Nope, he's a hyung~! I met him earlier." Onew said, and Sungmin nodded.
"Hi Onew..." he said, trying to smile.
"HIIII SUNGMIN-HYUNG~!!! :D ...what's wrong?" Onew frowned.
"Hello?? I don't even get a simple 'Ni hao' from either of you?? Thanks a lot..." Hangeng said, pouting.
"Hi Hangeng-hyung! <3" the two young boys said, giving their elder embarassed smiles.
"OH! I brought you ramen! ...Jonghyun...where's---" he saw the half-empty pot on the ground and stopped himself. "Never mind... T__T; "
"Ah! And I made Beijing fried rice today too! But a certain someone ate it all..."
"What's going on here? I'm totally lost..." Jonghyun said, looking back and forth between the other three.
"I really don't know half of it myself, but I'm sure Sungmin would be happy to explain. I really don't have time right now. I need to leave...like, hours ago... :0 " Hangeng said, and his cell phone began to ring.
"Wei? --- Siwon?? --- Yeah, yeah, I know, I should already be there! I'm sorry... --- Well Heechul's a fag... --- Mmhmm...I know. --- ...heads are going to start rolling if I don't get there soon?? I'm surprised Heechul's been that patient today... --- Aiya, aiya...tell him to keep his pants on, I'll be there in a while. --- Siwon...I know he doesn't wear pants... --- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!!! ...it's a figure of speech... =__=" --- You're gonna do WHAAAT?!? [Hangeng began turning red quickly...] --- SIWON! Not so loud! What if Onew and Jonghyun overhear you?! --- You better wait for me! No fair...I wish I could be there right now...today's been so hectic... T__T --- YAH! Ok! I'm on my way! Bye!"
Hangeng hung up finally and gave the three a wave before running off again.
"Well that wasn't awkward at all..." Onew said with sarcasm.
Jonghyun looked like he was spacing out, and Sungmin just stared at Onew.
"Siwon...?? Heechul...?? ARE THE THREE OF THEM GAY FOR EACH OTHER?!?!?!" Sungmin asked, his jaw dropping open wide.
"Well, actually, it's just Hangeng and Siwon-hyung...Heechul-hyung just likes to include himself in their OTP..." Onew explained.
The three of them started thinking...and then started wishing they could unthink what they had just thought of...
O___O;