"you're living in a man's world," they tell us

[bachigyn]

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sat Mar 15 14:47:12 2008
[14:47] Candice: Tell me! Also, did you get Gary's phone #?
[14:48] enfys: of course i did.
[14:49] Candice: He's completely doomed. Anyway, tell me at once, because I seriously do want to know how to just not...do this any more >:\
[14:50] enfys: he is NOT completely doomed, shut up
[14:50] enfys: anyway
[14:50] enfys: you have several options, iii guess
[14:51] enfys: either you just tell the guy
[14:51] enfys: and get shot down in flames
[14:51] enfys: which will pretty thoroughly put you off, love
[14:51] enfys: or you could just find some other boy, it's not like we've a shortage
[14:51] Candice: Does that work? I mean, just picking another boy?
[14:52] enfys: ...candice
[14:52] enfys: i've had one boyfriend ever
[14:52] enfys: i'm making all of this up as i go along.
[14:52] Candice: Okay
[14:52] Candice: One boyfriend to my no boyfriend. Ever.
[14:52] enfys: y.
[14:53] Candice: I've never even been kissed.
[14:53] enfys: theoretically two, give me...a week.
[14:53] enfys: --well we are fixing that.
[14:53] Candice: ...we are?
[14:53] enfys: well
[14:53] enfys: not me personally unless you'd like that.
[14:53] Candice: No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work out well for us
[14:53] enfys: probably not. so
[14:53] enfys: we'll find a boy
[14:53] enfys: and make him kiss you
[14:53] Candice: Also, Blake would somehow take a picture of it. Somehow--NO.
[14:53] Candice: What is this, third grade?
[14:53] enfys: what
[14:53] enfys: it'd WORK
[14:54] Candice: I don't want to be kissed by someone who doesn't even like me!
[14:54] enfys: that would be part of the finding!
[14:55] Candice: I could feasibly just become a nun.
[14:55] enfys: ...no.
[14:55] Candice: At...15.
[14:55] enfys: look
[14:55] enfys: dick is great, i get it
[14:55] enfys: but so are other boys
[14:56] Candice: No, I mean--rationally, I get it, I just do not have your confidence.
[14:56] Candice: At all.
[14:57] enfys: i noticed, but we can work on that!
[14:58] Candice: Well. Okay.
[14:58] Candice: And if you need help with Gary--not that you would, but you know--I could ask.
[14:59] enfys: we are a team.
[14:59] Candice: Clearly! It's way less insane that way. Or maybe more insane but less terrifying.
[14:59] enfys: either way, we're best.
[15:00] Candice: We deserve little buttons declaring our bestness.
[15:00] enfys: we should make them!
[15:01] Candice: ... Shelly has a button-maker, she only ever uses it for political stuff.
[15:01] enfys: she won't mind >_>
[15:01] Candice: Probably not.
[15:01] Candice: Oh my gosh, actually
[15:02] Candice: Did you know, she smokes pot now?
[15:02] enfys: well now i know
[15:03] Candice: I kind of wonder how many people in our school have.
[15:03] enfys: probably a lot
[15:05] Candice: We should poll. Maybe. Or something more interesting.
[15:05] Candice: I realize pot is not a big deal for anyone who isn't me >_>
[15:06] enfys: right well
[15:06] enfys: if we must know, we must know
[15:06] enfys: research \m/
[15:06] Candice: Because...okay
[15:06] Candice: Everyone always says Catholic schools are actually worse than public
[15:06] * Candice wants to know if that's true
[15:07] enfys: it's because we catholics have more to rebel against, love
[15:08] Candice: I guess!
Session Close (Candice): Sat Mar 15 15:19:07 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sat Mar 15 15:26:22 2008
[15:26] Candice: Aw.
[15:26] Candice: He is kind of adorable, don't break him.
[15:26] enfys: hey!
[15:26] enfys: would i do that?
[15:26] Candice: Remember that look you were talking about before?
[15:27] enfys: ...:3
[15:41] Candice: Should
[15:41] Candice: I PM him to explain
[15:42] enfys: oh, go ahead!
[15:43] Candice: So
[15:44] Candice: Now that his underwear has been brought into the equation
[15:44] Candice: What are you going to do, run it up a flagpole?
[15:45] enfys: don't be silly
[15:45] enfys: i needed pajama shorts.
[15:45] Candice: ...ENFYS
[15:45] enfys: what!
[15:46] Candice: You can't just steal someone's underwear and wear it!
[15:47] enfys: :(
[15:47] Candice: ... although I have heard some boys find that inexplicably attractive, it's still WEIRD.
[15:59] enfys: well
[15:59] enfys: they're comfortable.
[16:00] Candice: Well okay. But still weird.
[16:12] Candice: So
[16:12] enfys: what!
[16:12] Candice: My dad is drunk. And going out again.
[16:12] enfys: ...:/
[16:12] Candice: I've never seen him drunk before, it's weird!
[16:12] Candice: I don't really like it but he's, you know
[16:12] Candice: 56, I guess I can't really be like "stop it"
[16:14] enfys: poor bloke. we should do something nice for him, yeah?
[16:14] enfys: maybe if we cheer him up he won't do that?
[16:15] Candice: That's an idea! We should make him something.
[16:15] enfys: what kind of thing, d'you reckon? i've got tools.
[16:16] Candice: Um...since we moved he doesn't have a garage with a bench any more, maybe we could make him one of those? Would it take a lot of work? I'd help with the woodwork, but that's what you're better at obviously; I could paint it after?
[16:17] enfys: it'd be a bit of work, yeah, but we could do it
[16:17] enfys: might have to save up a bit for the materials, unless i can swing something with the boss
[16:17] Candice: I've got Christmas money left over.
[16:18] enfys: okay, i'll talk to my boss this week and see what we can do...yeah, we can pull this off. it'll be brilliant.
[16:19] Candice: It will. Thanks, Enfys ♥
[16:19] enfys: ♥ you're welcome. love you, you know.
[16:19] Candice: Love you too. Also: bench should be blue, remind me, can't do anything girly do it.
[16:19] enfys: okay! we could do really NOT girly desi--oh i could carve something?
[16:20] Candice: Yes! Like what?
[16:20] enfys: ummm i'll look up MANLY SYMBOLS?
[16:21] Candice: MANLY SYMBOLS will come up with something horrible. We should ask men what good manly symbols are.
[16:21] Candice: Now, where will we find any >_>
[16:21] enfys: go ask mr eddings
[16:22] enfys: and mr abberline
[16:22] enfys: and then google anything they give you just in case
[16:22] Candice: It's really sad that they're the first people we think of
[16:22] Candice: And not, you know
[16:22] Candice: Our classmates
[16:22] enfys: you've met our classmates, right?
[16:22] Candice: Well, mostly it's sad for them, so yes >_>
[16:25] enfys: :3
[16:35] Candice: SO
[16:36] enfys: soooo?
[16:37] Candice: Emerson is a boy, this is ... me vaguely flirting with a boy. Over the internet, but still. Progress?
[16:37] enfys: progress!
[16:47] *** Candice is now known as Kaydele.
Session Close (Candice): Sat Mar 15 16:47:31 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sat Mar 15 16:52:49 2008
[16:52] Candice: !!!
[16:52] Candice: I accidentally
[16:52] Candice: just PMed Emerson
[16:52] Candice: trying to talk to you
[16:53] enfys: ...oops.
[16:53] Candice: YES A BIT
[16:53] enfys: what'd you SAY
[16:53] Candice: Fortunately it was nothing embarrassing much--oh, I was talking about the polling
[16:53] Candice: but omg ._.
[16:53] enfys: hee.
[16:56] Candice: ...
[16:56] Candice: [emerson] I thought maybe it was a chick thing.
[16:56] Candice: [Candice] A chick thing?
[16:56] Candice: [emerson] Like. Who's the hottest boy or. Something. isn't that what girls talk about?
[16:56] Candice: [Candice] Um.
[16:56] Candice: [Candice] It's not that, though.
[16:56] Candice: What do I SAY.
[16:57] enfys: did he miss the p--oh, he did, too, didn't he
[16:57] * Candice is telling him now
[16:58] Candice: Oh my gosssh why am I so BAD at this XD
[16:59] enfys: what what!
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] Ohhh. Yeah, we're not counting that, Ben's had that too. See, so far, no one has!
[16:59] Candice: [emerson[ And now i just smoke sometimes. Can't screw up my lungs.
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] !!
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] Smoking /will/ screw up your lungs, you know.
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] I mean
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] You probably do know that
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] Just...with track and all.
[16:59] Candice: [emerson] I've already had this talk with my doctor.
[16:59] Candice: [Candice] Sorry.
[16:59] Candice: [emerson] OFFICIALLY! a single cigarette every couple of months is a non-habit. I'll live.
[16:59] Candice: [emerson] All good. sweet of you to care...? i think.
[17:00] enfys: well, if he wants to pollute his parts casually, that's his business i suppose
[17:01] Candice: We know too many boys who smoke.
[17:01] Candice: By which I mean "any of them" >:[
[17:05] enfys: i knooow. terrible.
[17:08] Candice: What are YOU up to?
[17:08] enfys: just talking to garion.
[17:12] Candice: Really.
[17:12] enfys: yes really.
[17:21] enfys: da's home BRB !!
[17:22] Candice: !! OKAY
[17:28] enfys: back.
[17:28] Candice: wb!
[17:29] Candice: SO
[17:29] Candice: how's your dad
[17:29] enfys: tired, he went right to bed. i tried to get him to eat something, though, he might get up again later.
[17:31] Candice: Hopefully, yeah. :[ He should eat.
[17:31] Candice: ...
[17:31] enfys: i'll give him extra in the morning if he doesn't.
[17:31] Candice: Good idea.
[17:31] Candice: Um.
[17:32] enfys: what?
[17:32] Candice: so
[17:32] Candice: Emerson said he'd show me some pictures on Monday
[17:32] Candice: [emerson] Cool though. I will do this thing.
[17:32] Candice: [Candice] All right. :D
[17:32] Candice: [emerson] It is a date.
[17:32] Candice: what
[17:32] Candice: do I say
[17:32] Candice: help
[17:32] enfys: ...um
[17:33] Candice: Yes exactly
[17:34] enfys: UM.
[17:34] Candice: I mean he's kidding right.
[17:34] enfys: probably!
[17:34] Candice: But that implies
[17:34] Candice: something
[17:34] enfys: tell him i'm coming with you :D
[17:34] Candice: Okay.
[17:35] Candice: Wait what are you?
[17:35] enfys: well i could.
[17:35] enfys: i don't HAVE to, but if you wanted to make sure it's NOT a date, that's quick and easy.
[17:36] Candice: Well I mean it's in school, it can't possibly be a date. It's just. Um. Maybe. I don't know!
[17:36] enfys: think about it and tell me later ♥
[17:38] Candice: Okay ♥
[18:09] enfys: candice
[18:09] Candice: enfys
[18:09] enfys: when i said "a week"
[18:09] enfys: i underestimated myself
[18:09] enfys: severely
[18:11] Candice: ...
[18:11] Candice: OMG
[18:11] enfys: :3 :3 he likes me
[18:11] Candice: !!!!
[18:11] Candice: Are you going out for real now?
[18:11] enfys: i think so :3
[18:13] Candice: Tell me EVERYTHING
[18:13] Candice: Are you making plans for a date?
[18:13] enfys: i'm still helping him adjust to the fact he has a girl now
[18:13] enfys: this would be so much easier if we weren't on the bloody internet
[18:14] Candice: Make him come to your window!
[18:14] * Candice thinks that is romantic >_>
[18:15] enfys: it's late at night!
[18:15] Candice: Well, that's the point, isn't it? But yes, that's true.
[18:16] enfys: we'll see, i don't know if his grandpa would let him
[18:17] Candice: Oh my gosh, Enfys
[18:17] enfys: he's SO CUTE i'm going to bite his face
[18:17] Candice: Enfys
[18:17] Candice: How are we going to keep Blake and John from doing something terrible that they think is HILARIOUS to him.
[18:18] enfys: ...fuck in a hat
[18:18] Candice: I'll help as much as I can o_o
[18:18] enfys: thank you.
[18:29] Candice: OKAY
[18:29] Candice: You should
[18:30] Candice: maybe just blurt it out and maybe he won't remember in the morning.
[18:38] Candice: Oh my GOD
[18:43] Candice: Wait what.
[18:43] enfys: what?
[18:44] Candice: They're SO WEIRD.
[18:44] enfys: they're boys.
[18:59] Candice: So
[18:59] Candice: John when he's drunk: hilarious
[18:59] Candice: THe band thing would be kind of cool though >_>
[19:00] enfys: i could play drums :3
[19:01] Candice: ! TOTALLY.
[19:01] Candice: I...don't have any instruments, I just sing and I think they've got that? Also I'm probably way too shy? But it'd be fun. At least to go.
[19:01] enfys: pffff
[19:01] enfys: you sing better than everyone else
[19:01] enfys: you can sing lead and have someone back up
[19:02] Candice: At the very least if we ever do karaoke we'd kick ass, right?
[19:03] enfys: ABSOLUTELY.
[19:03] Candice: My parents would freak out. What would your dad say?
[19:03] enfys: he'd think it was awesome.
[19:04] Candice: Your dad is cool that way.
[19:04] enfys: he kind of is.
[21:10] Candice: ...did blake come in, see abberline, and run away
[21:10] enfys: tenner says he did!
[21:11] Candice: Oh!
[21:11] Candice: We should ask him about the symbols.
[21:13] enfys: oh! should I pm him then or just ask in the channel?
[21:13] enfys: oh there
[21:25] Candice: OK, actually?
[21:25] Candice: You know who /I/ think is cute? http://www.batanga.com/b2pics/artists%5Css_tito11.jpg
[21:25] Candice: I love his band >_> THE END.
[21:26] enfys: he's cute!
Session Close (Candice): Sat Mar 15 22:17:11 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sun Mar 16 03:17:22 2008
[03:17] Candice: That REALLY WAS what I meant, but I don't think he should know the other context, either.
[03:17] enfys: if he asks, i'm not going to LIE
[03:18] Candice: Well, I don't think he's going to say "were you taking your top off for a strange man with a camera in order to illegally acquire alcohol," do you?
[03:18] Candice: Do you want him to know?
[03:18] enfys: well he might ask "why is there a picture of that" and i'd explain
[03:19] enfys: it's less that and more i don't feel inclined to start out immediately with keeping pointless secrets that i don't care about
[03:20] Candice: I don't know if it's pointless...sometimes men get strange about these things.
[03:21] enfys: that's a good reason to be up front in the first place
[03:21] enfys: if he's going to be strange then i'll have him do it now, thank you.
[03:21] Candice: In that case are you planning on making a list of secrets and presenting them to him as a memo?
[03:21] enfys: well
[03:21] enfys: no
[03:21] enfys: all right
[03:21] enfys: who here has dated boys before
[03:21] enfys: step forward
[03:22] Candice: Cop-out.
[03:22] enfys: absolutely.
[03:31] enfys: anyway it's fine
[03:31] Candice: Oh?
[03:31] enfys: he was a lot more interested in why i have a sword tattooed down my back than who took the picture and why.
[03:35] Candice: For now, at least!
[03:35] enfys: yes, for now.
[05:24] Candice: SINCE I have you here on the internet
[05:24] Candice: instead of calling you
[05:24] Candice: Um. This may come as a shock to you.
[05:24] enfys: spit it out!
[05:25] Candice: There's a Reggaeton club I've been to in town, do you wanna come hit it up some night? Maybe not next weekend because Easter, but the one after, I don't know?
[05:25] enfys: yes. yes i do.
[05:25] enfys: first
[05:25] enfys: i want you to elaborate
[05:25] enfys: a lot.
[05:26] Candice: Sometimes I get bored! At night. So...I go out, find a club, come home before my parents get up. Maybe once or twice a month.
[05:27] enfys: fuck me running
[05:27] Candice: Exceptionally difficult task, madam, all things considered.
[05:27] enfys: i'll do some controlled experiments but--no seriously what
[05:27] enfys: how did i not know about this and
[05:27] enfys: what
[05:27] enfys: a world of what
[05:27] enfys: so much what
[05:28] Candice: Everybody has secrets, right?
[05:28] enfys: ...yes.
[05:28] enfys: true.
[05:28] enfys: not the point.
[05:28] enfys: somehow.
[05:31] Candice: Well.
[05:31] Candice: Now you know.
[05:31] enfys: so i do.
Session Close (Candice): Sun Mar 16 05:44:17 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sun Mar 16 13:34:11 2008
[13:34] Candice: UM do you know who that is
[13:34] enfys: ...nope
Session Close (Candice): Sun Mar 16 14:23:41 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Sun Mar 16 16:42:14 2008
[16:42] Candice: So
[16:42] Candice: what's the deal with you and gary now
[16:42] enfys: we're okay for now
[16:42] enfys: as long as i tell him if i'm lying :V
[16:42] Candice: ... well okay
[16:42] enfys: he just
[16:42] enfys: well
[16:43] enfys: well, you know, the prostitution joke >_>
[16:43] enfys: he was concerned by the fact he doesn't know me well enough to have known i was kidding straight away.
[16:45] Candice: ... well I'd hope he'd not believe you anyway, considering you're sixteen, but fair enough, I guess! But it's all settled?
[16:45] enfys: think so! i kind of fell asleep
[16:46] Candice: Oh?
[16:47] enfys: i was tired and it was comfortable >_>
[16:47] Candice: Well, sleep is good, I guess!
[16:47] enfys: yes!
[16:48] enfys: except when people wake me up :E
[16:48] Candice: ?
[16:49] enfys: oh >_>
[16:49] enfys: da got home around lunchtime
[16:53] Candice: ... oh REALLY.
[16:53] enfys: yes.
[16:53] enfys: yes he did.
[16:56] Candice: And what did he have to say?
[16:56] enfys: well to begin with mostly he called me a heathen brat and complained about a) there not being lunch already and b) not having mentioned garion before
[16:57] Candice: Hah.
[16:58] enfys: i think he's still working out how to appropriately deal with this boy thing, he hasn't come to lecture me yet
[16:58] enfys: but it's coming.
[17:26] enfys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO_drlO5vSU
[17:26] enfys: it's the only celtae thing on youtube
[17:29] Candice: ! Excellent.
[17:29] enfys: s'nice! shelvey was telling me there's a song they do called Dana Wears The Pants -- she's the only woman in the band, and all the blokes wear kilts.
[17:34] Candice: ...HA
[17:34] Candice: that's cute.
[17:54] Candice: Enfys
[17:54] Candice: Enfys.
[17:54] enfys: What!
[17:54] enfys: oh fuck you made me capitalize
[17:54] enfys: you'll get yours, miss. so what?
[17:54] Candice: I PMed the really sarcastic new boy to talk to him about what clubs are around
[17:54] Candice: and
[17:54] Candice: this happened
[17:54] Candice: [Zachary] You should come out with me sometime, you might like it.
[17:55] enfys: you said yes, right?
[17:55] Candice: ... I said maybe.
[17:56] enfys: well you and the sarcasmatron 2000 will have a grand time. we should test out your ~*homework*~ first, yeah?
[17:56] Candice: ...I'm not going to use any of the homework on him!
[17:56] enfys: whyyy not.
[17:57] Candice: Because. He doesn't know me. And he's probably kidding.
[17:57] enfys: he can GET to know you and he's probably not.
[17:57] enfys: garion doesn't know me either :V
[17:57] Candice: ...yes about that
[17:57] enfys: what about that.
[18:00] Candice: I don't. Really. Okay, um
[18:00] Candice: I said yes
[18:00] enfys: okay?
[18:01] Candice: He makes me really nervous and I've only talked to him for an hour on the internet. Not bad nervous, or anything, just. What. And--about Gary, is it customary to get to know your boyfriend /after/ you acquire him?
[18:02] enfys: boys that are interesting like that generally make girls nervous.
[18:02] enfys: and um
[18:02] enfys: no.
[18:02] Candice: Oh.
[18:03] enfys: it's kind of stupid and doesn't make any sense, so don't worry about it.
[18:03] Candice: Wait, no
[18:03] Candice: Explain please
[18:03] Candice: ?
[18:03] enfys: it's not important, we're talking about you.
[18:04] Candice: Enfys.
[18:04] enfys: candice.
[18:05] Candice: Tell me.
[18:05] enfys: okay um
[18:05] enfys: okay!
[18:05] enfys: i read this book once
[18:05] enfys: right
[18:05] enfys: and this knight is explaining something to his knight buddy
[18:05] enfys: and sir buddy is like
[18:05] enfys: "that's very shaky moral ground, kalten"
[18:05] enfys: and sir kalten BEAMS at him and he goes
[18:05] enfys: "that's why you have to run along the top of it so fast."
[18:06] Candice: ... so it's "don't slow down long enough to think," eh.
[18:07] enfys: i get things i couldn't have if i took my time. is all.
[18:07] Candice: I doubt that's all, but okay.
[18:07] enfys: right now
[18:07] enfys: back to you and the sarcasmatron
[18:07] Candice: Wait what why.
[18:07] enfys: because.
[18:08] Candice: Because is not a reason.
[18:08] enfys: yes it is.
[18:08] Candice: It is--I am not having this argument with you.
[18:08] enfys: :`[
[18:08] Candice: >:[
[18:09] enfys: :( :(
[18:10] Candice: ...he's REALLY different
[18:10] enfys: oh really
[18:14] Candice: [Zachary] I don't know, when do you want to go?
[18:14] Candice: [Candice] This coming weekend is out because it's Easter. But there's time off and stuff, so...I guess other than that I'm not fussy?
[18:14] Candice: [Zachary] The WHOLE weekend?
[18:14] Candice: [Zachary] You can't go out the entire weekend because of an hour on Sunday?
[18:14] Candice: [Candice] If I were being really observant I wouldn't do anything the entire week--Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, etc...anyway, it's a lot more than an hour for me. I'd have to ask my dad.
[18:14] Candice: [Zachary] Oh, your dad will say no.
[18:14] enfys: aside from clearly being an ignorant heathen, he's right about one thing
[18:14] enfys: your dad'll probably say no.
[18:15] Candice: ...yep.
[18:15] enfys: what daddy doesn't know won't hurt you :3?
[18:16] Candice: Enfys!
[18:16] enfys: oh
[18:16] Candice: ...okay, I do sneak out
[18:16] enfys: i'm sorry--yes, thank you.
[18:16] Candice: But I've never done it with a boy and
[18:16] Candice: I mean I've never snuck out with a boy
[18:16] Candice: and
[18:16] Candice: oh my gosh what have I gotten myself into.
[18:16] enfys: the two things go hand in hand a bit
[18:16] enfys: i mean
[18:16] enfys: not
[18:16] enfys: i mean never having.
[18:16] Candice: ENFYS.
[18:16] enfys: SORRY it was poor phrasing. >_>
[18:17] enfys: do you think he's trustworthy at all?
[18:17] Candice: I think so. He's too honest to not be.
[18:17] enfys: right so
[18:17] enfys: appeal to his better nature and masculine nonsense and tell him you've never snuck out with a boy can he please take care of you?
[18:18] Candice: ...that's manipulative!
[18:18] enfys: yes it is.
[18:18] enfys: i bet it'd work on garion...except he'd never buy that i haven't snuck out, so sod it.
[18:19] Candice: It wouldn't hurt to be honest, I guess, but I don't want to be manipulative about it.
[18:19] enfys: well
[18:19] enfys: tell him you've never snuck out with a boy and you're nervous
[18:20] enfys: and then you're being honest and it's possible he'll make the leap all on his ownsome.
[18:20] Candice: He's going to think this is entirely too much work.
[18:20] Candice: But okay.
[18:20] enfys: you don't HAVE to take my advice, i disclaim it all with the fact you've met me
[18:21] Candice: Well, no, I mean--honesty isn't a terrible policy where these things are concerned but I don't
[18:21] Candice: Okay, he's not actually asked me out, it's not a date. So I don't need to be nervous like this.
[18:21] enfys: candice
[18:21] enfys: relax.
[18:21] Candice: Okay.
[18:21] enfys: we should do girl things and watch da's live aid dvds soon y/n
[18:21] Candice: Yes, please!
[18:22] enfys: okay! think about how awesome it will be to raid his icecream while we're raiding his dvd collection whenever you start worrying.
[18:22] enfys: nom nom nom :9
[18:22] Candice: Exactly--oh, no, I just realized
[18:22] Candice: Okay what if he doesn't like how I look.
[18:22] Candice: :|
[18:23] enfys: you
[18:23] enfys: candice
[18:23] enfys: you are pretty as anything and you have truly amazing tits
[18:23] enfys: if nothing else he'll be transfixed by those, probably.
[18:23] Candice: ...
[18:23] Candice: Uh
[18:23] Candice: Th...ank you?
[18:23] enfys: he's a boy
[18:23] enfys: boys like them!
[18:23] enfys: ...unless they're gay
[18:23] Candice: That is the rumor.
[18:24] enfys: having performed some experiments in controlled settings
[18:24] enfys: i believe i can tentatively nudge it towards more of a proper hypothesis.
[18:24] Candice: That's a very scientific way of saying "I've been groped before."
[18:25] enfys: do you want me to continue or do you want to calm down and accept the fact you're very pretty?
[18:26] Candice: I'm calm! I'm not...sure about THAT, but I'm calm. The pseudo-science helps. Somehow.
[18:27] enfys: i am a helper, love.
[18:48] Candice: >_>
[18:48] enfys: whaaat do you want with my heels, caaaaandice
[18:48] Candice: I think we should learn to walk in those heels like that. I mean the REALLY high ones, like 6 or 7 inch heels.
[18:49] Candice: Because I'm watching this movie and she trips in hers and what if it's someday important that we know how to walk in them.
[18:49] enfys: well, hm
[18:49] enfys: i've got ones about five inches?
[18:49] Candice: That's a start--I mean, they wouldn't fit me anyhow, would they?
[18:49] enfys: prrrobably not
[18:49] enfys: we'll have to work our way up -- you'll snap an ankle jumping right in
[18:50] Candice: Right.
[18:50] Candice: I've seen eight inch heels. That's our goal?
[18:50] enfys: that's our goal.
[18:50] Candice: Okay.
[18:50] enfys: \m/
[19:46] Candice: I
[21:07] Candice: ...hi.
[21:07] enfys: hi?
[21:07] Candice: Date. I have a date.
[21:07] Candice: Hi.
[21:07] enfys: iiii knew it :3
[21:07] enfys: excited?
[21:07] Candice: Yes.
[21:07] Candice: Freaking out.
[21:07] Candice: But...yes.
[21:07] enfys: well
[21:07] enfys: good!
[21:09] Candice: Enfys.
[21:09] enfys: what?
[21:09] Candice: I realize this is the girliest thing in the world
[21:09] Candice: But what am I going to /wear/?
[21:09] enfys: where's he taking you?
[21:10] Candice: To a Yellowcard show at Station 4. Monday.
[21:10] enfys: the skirt.
[21:10] enfys: you KNOW which one i mean, don't start.
[21:11] Candice: ...I've never even worn that one.
[21:12] Candice: Also, it's flippy!
[21:12] enfys: so
[21:12] enfys: wear it :3
[21:12] enfys: aaand
[21:12] enfys: something drapey to go with.
[21:12] enfys: loose sort of shirt.
[21:12] Candice: Drapey like what?
[21:13] enfys: liiike a shirt.
[21:13] enfys: borrow one of mine, it'll be a little big on you :V
[21:14] Candice: Okay.
[21:14] Candice: Oh my gosh Enfys he's REALLY CUTE.
[21:14] enfys: ohhhh?
[21:14] Candice: http://i32.tinypic.com/ilh94o.jpg
[21:15] enfys: those are some interesting trousers he's got
[21:15] enfys: borrow his jacket!
[21:15] Candice: Ha. I don't think he'd let me.
[21:15] enfys: it can be a goal of your
[21:15] enfys: s
[21:16] enfys: like the eight inch heels >:3
[21:16] Candice: I guess that's better than wearing his /boxers/, /Enfys/.
[21:16] Candice: But thanks. ♥
[21:17] enfys: they're comfortable. >:3
[21:17] enfys: ♥
[21:27] Candice: I don't understand him o_o
[21:27] enfys: oh?
[21:27] Candice: He's just really aggressive but maybe it comes off differently offline.
[21:28] Candice: Or
[21:28] Candice: No, aggressive isn't the word I want. Blunt, maybe.
[21:28] enfys: determined?
[21:28] Candice: Not exactly. Just not like anyone else.
[21:28] enfys: people who are precisely like someone else
[21:28] enfys: are boring
[21:29] Candice: well yeah but.
[21:29] Candice: You know what I mean?
[21:29] enfys: yes.
[21:35] enfys: i have decided
[21:35] enfys: that now that you are going on a DATE with a BOY and SNEAKING OUT
[21:35] enfys: you get to stop going ">:| ENFYS" at me for acquiring garion like i did.
[21:35] enfys: it is a new rule.
[21:35] enfys: that i made up.
[21:35] enfys: right now.
[21:35] Candice: I'm not sneaking out!
[21:35] enfys: but you WOULD HAVE
[21:35] Candice: It's at five o'clock, I'm perfectly within my rights--did I say that?
[21:36] enfys: inferred by context.
[21:36] Candice: Lying liarpants.
[21:36] enfys: winning winnerpants!
[21:36] enfys: in fact
[21:36] enfys: i am wearing
[21:36] enfys: my pants of having won
[21:36] Candice: Noooo.
[21:37] enfys: oh but yes.
[21:37] Candice: You aren't wearing pants at all, I bet.
[21:37] enfys: i am so.
[21:37] Candice: Boys' underwear =/= pants.
[21:37] enfys: actually
[21:37] enfys: you'll find
[21:38] enfys: underwear = pants
[21:38] Candice: In Britain.
[21:38] enfys: trousers
[21:38] Candice: Where are you now, Enfys?
[21:38] enfys: are anoth--where i am from.
[21:38] Candice: Yes but.
[21:38] Candice: Right now.
[21:38] Candice: Where are you.
[21:38] enfys: i exude an aura
[21:38] enfys: of britain.
[21:38] enfys: that i live in.
[21:38] Candice: That is not how it works.
[21:38] enfys: yes it is
[21:38] enfys: i'm like an embassy.
[21:39] Candice: I will call the consulate right now.
[21:39] enfys: >:|
[21:39] enfys: i am under no obligation
[21:39] enfys: to give up my culture
[21:39] enfys: pants
[21:39] enfys: are pants
[21:39] enfys: and trousers are trousers
[21:39] enfys: and you can all go hang.
[21:40] Candice: There's a phrase I'm looking for here
[21:40] Candice: And I think it is
[21:40] Candice: um
[21:40] Candice: "no u".
[21:41] enfys: >:P
[21:41] Candice: This is insane, you know.
[21:41] enfys: what is?
[21:41] enfys: specifically.
[21:41] Candice: The fact that we're apparently DATING ON THE INTERNET now.
[21:42] Candice: I mean let's not pretend, that's not something normal sophomores in high school do! Not with their own classmates!
[21:42] Candice: Oh my God I just realized he's two years older than me.
[21:42] enfys: i'm a bit older than garion >_>
[21:42] Candice: Mrs. Robinson.
[21:43] enfys: oh thank you
[21:43] enfys: yes that's exactly where we had to go with that, LOLITA
[21:43] Candice: I am not even close to being a Lolita, he's 17!
[21:44] enfys: and you're what
[21:44] enfys: twelve?
[21:44] Candice: Shut up.
[21:44] Candice: :P
[21:44] Candice: I did tell him I'm 15, but I didn't um...mention that I only turned 15 in January. It didn't occur to me.
[21:44] Candice: Should I have?
[21:44] enfys: mn
[21:44] enfys: candice
[21:44] enfys: anders was five years older than me
[21:45] enfys: and i was...slightly...younger than you.
[21:45] Candice: That's gross.
[21:45] enfys: SLIGHTLY.
[21:45] Candice: That is still gross.
[21:45] enfys: like MERE MONTHS.
[21:45] Candice: ...FOURTEEN.
[21:45] enfys: and in his head he was about ten
[21:45] enfys: so it was fine.
[21:45] Candice: Wait what no.
[21:46] enfys: right moving on
[21:52] Candice: This is still so weird.
[21:52] enfys: naturally
[21:53] Candice: Have you kissed Gary yet?
[21:53] enfys: yes. :V
[21:53] Candice: Quick work.
[21:54] enfys: yes, we have thoroughly emphasized my speed, thank you
[21:54] enfys: when we got up so i could make them lunch. da yelled something from the kitchen and i bit him by accident >_>
[21:54] Candice: ...well!
[21:54] Candice: How'd he take that?
[21:55] enfys: like i'd just hit him in the face with a two by four
[21:55] Candice: Oh good.
[21:55] enfys: i think he liked it.
[21:55] Candice: I'm sure he did!
[21:56] enfys: he's comfortable to sleep on.
[21:56] Candice: He's giant, that's what giant boys are for, I hear.
[21:56] enfys: utterly true
[21:59] Candice: He said something about my hair. Zachary, I mean.
[21:59] enfys: ohhh?
[22:00] Candice: [Zachary] Is your hair supposed to be darker?
[22:00] Candice: [Candice] Wow. Um. You've never been out with a black girl before, have you?
[22:00] Candice: [Zachary] No. Does that make a difference?
[22:00] Candice: [Candice] Not really, I've never been out with a white guy before, either. Or...anyone, actually, so I guess that doesn't count.
[22:00] Candice: [Zachary] Really?
[22:00] Candice: [Candice] Really.
[22:00] Candice: And then later he said it'd look "okay" dark like it's supposed to be. And. I don't know.
[22:00] enfys: huh.
[22:08] enfys: --what the hell was that
[22:08] enfys: hang on
[22:08] enfys: brb
[22:09] Candice: kk
[22:32] enfys: sdflg CACH
[22:32] enfys: hi.
[22:35] Candice: Hi.
[22:35] Candice: What happened?
[22:35] enfys: just.
[22:35] enfys: doesn't matter. stupid.
[22:36] Candice: No, tell me, you're upset.
[22:38] enfys: he's just being STUPID
[22:38] enfys: is all
[22:38] Candice: Stupid how?
[22:41] enfys: in stupid, stupid unimportant STUPID ways i'm fine.
[22:41] enfys: ugh i'm sorry
[22:42] Candice: You're not fine, and you don't have to be.
[22:42] Candice: Talk to me.
[22:42] enfys: i don't
[22:42] enfys: i don't know what to say.
[22:42] Candice: Whatever comes to mind.
[22:42] enfys: he was just
[22:43] enfys: i don't know, smashing up the pictures or something
[22:43] enfys: why would he DO that, that's so stupid
[22:43] Candice: What pictures?
[22:43] enfys: our pictures. from home.
[22:45] enfys: i'm just worrying you. it's really--well, you know where i get my temper, i guess. he'll get new frames.
[22:46] Candice: Why don't you and I get them? There are nice homemade ones at the dollar store.
[22:46] enfys: aaaall right. okay. yes.
[22:49] Candice: You don't have to minimize how you feel, you know.
[22:50] enfys: yes i do, i'm british.
[22:52] Candice: Well, I'm Latina, but you don't see me throwing dishes or calling anybody papi.
[22:57] enfys: i want to throw some fucking dishes
[23:01] Candice: I think our racial stereotypes somehow got twisted around. All right, then, we can.
[23:07] enfys: fine, we'll throw tea cups
[23:07] enfys: Is cuma liom sa diabhal
[23:15] Candice: What does that mean?
[23:16] enfys: means i don't give a damn.
[23:17] Candice: Gotcha.
[23:56] *** Candice is now known as Candice[away].
Session Close (Candice): Sun Mar 16 23:56:39 2008

Session Start (Other Darkmyst:Candice): Mon Mar 17 17:35:30 2008
[17:35] Candice: ffhahaha
[17:35] Candice: these boys are so weird.
[17:35] enfys: all boys are weird!
[17:37] Candice: I
[17:37] Candice: question Ben's heterosexuality.
[17:37] Candice: Sometimes.
[17:38] enfys: well, maybe he's not.
[17:38] Candice: Maybe.
[17:38] enfys: it's not really important, is it?
[17:38] Candice: I wouldn't care if he weren't. Would you?
[17:38] Candice: Iiit isn't to me. But in this /school/?
[17:38] enfys: it's not any of my business unless he wants it to be, and i figure
[17:38] enfys: it's not anybody else's either.
[17:39] Candice: I'm just saying the jock squad gets weird about that sort of thing. He's my friend, I'm only curious.
[17:39] enfys: well i can take the jock squad if need be.
[17:40] Candice: True, but you'd get suspended, and that would suck. I don't even know if he's gay or bisexual or anything, and if he were it's not like I'd out him.
[17:40] Candice: Are you okay?
[17:40] enfys: yes, why wouldn't i be?
[17:41] Candice: I don't know, you seem kind of tense, but okay!
[17:41] enfys: no, i'm fine.
[17:41] Candice: Well good :3
[17:49] Candice: ....did he say that to me
[17:49] enfys: i think so y
[18:33] Candice: Tiny white girls. Right.
[18:34] enfys: ...ugh
[18:34] Candice: He didn't mean anything by it >_>
[18:34] enfys: that doesn't make it any better
[18:40] Candice: hahaha I like Shelvey
[18:43] enfys: ...so do i, let us keep him
[18:43] Candice: ...how do we inform someone of that.
[18:43] enfys: we don't.
[18:44] Candice: ...what
[18:46] Candice: Enfys
[18:46] Candice: Um
[18:46] Candice: What is he saying to me
[18:46] enfys: ...i don't actually understand
[18:47] Candice: Something about horses and then pie and what
[18:47] enfys: i don't know either :/
[18:49] Candice: Ben is going to explain.
[18:49] enfys: okay tell him to explain it to me too, i think i missed half of that
[18:50] Candice: [Candice] Okay will you explain please ;_;
[18:50] Candice: [BenC] I'm trying to read backscroll, give me a second here.
[18:50] Candice: [Candice] Okay.
[18:50] Candice: [BenC] I don't get the part about the pies
[18:50] Candice: [BenC] but male horses, being large animals, are, um. Rather better-endowed than male humans.
[18:50] enfys: ...oh ftlog.
[18:52] Candice: D:
[19:26] Candice: Oh
[19:26] Candice: I um
[19:26] Candice: talked to Dick earlier.
[19:26] enfys: oh?
[19:26] Candice: About Zachary, actually.
[19:26] enfys: aaand?
[19:27] Candice: he was like "well he wants to get to know you, that shows he has taste"
[19:27] Candice: and I was like
[19:27] Candice: "...yes. Sure." annnd
[19:27] Candice: He can't ruffle my hair anymore? O_o
[19:29] enfys: ...boys are weird
[19:29] Candice: Yes.
[19:29] enfys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjSZRo0Nadg&feature=related
[19:31] Candice: ...what is THIS
[19:31] Candice: It's so electronica sounding!
[19:31] enfys: i know right?
[19:31] Candice: Go back to the bass, Tito!
[19:31] Candice: Oh, it's better when Hector busts in
[19:42] enfys: candice
[19:42] enfys: the boys went to a different place than you.
[19:42] Candice: Oh.
[19:43] Candice: Wait where?
[19:43] enfys: okay
[19:43] enfys: let's say
[19:43] enfys: that
[19:43] enfys: theoretically
[19:43] enfys: i was sitting on garion's lap
[19:43] enfys: and THEORETICALLY this might cause his higher thought function to totally shut down
[19:43] Candice: ...oh.
[19:43] Candice: Oh my GOSH.
[19:43] enfys: yes.
[20:19] Candice: Enfys
[20:19] enfys: ?
[20:19] Candice: Emerson has a movie date and won't tell me with who >:\
[20:20] enfys: tell him you'll tell harry he asked nori out if he doesn't tell you
[20:50] enfys: whups
[20:50] enfys: i don't know how he'd take 'sarcasmatron'.
[20:50] Candice: ...GOOD SAVE :P
[20:50] enfys: it was extremely good, thank you!
[20:51] Candice: You'll like him, I think.
[20:51] enfys: i am certain of it.
[20:56] Candice: UGH Emerson is being kind of a jerk.
[20:56] enfys: what now?
[20:56] Candice: Just
[20:56] Candice: I don't understand the secrets.
[20:56] enfys: :/
[21:12] Candice: so
[21:12] Candice: he's going to the movies with Ben
[21:12] Candice: But is like "IT'S NOT A DATE"
[21:12] enfys: ...so what was the big deal then
[21:12] Candice: Which means it clearly is, yes?
[21:12] Candice: I don't KNOW.
[21:12] Candice: I thought it was something really bad.
[21:12] enfys: can't ben do better than that?
[21:13] Candice: Emerson's not that bad.
[21:13] enfys: not that great either
[21:33] Candice: ...hahaha
[21:33] enfys: what love
[21:33] Candice: [Zachary] Distracted by me?
[21:33] Candice: [Candice] Yes.
[21:33] Candice: [Zachary] Good.
[21:34] enfys: ohhhh
[21:34] enfys: he likes you.
[21:34] Candice: I'd hope so!
[21:34] enfys: that is possessive boytalk there blossom
[21:34] Candice: ...it is?
[21:35] enfys: little bit!
[21:35] Candice: Oh.
[21:35] enfys: what 'oh'
[21:35] Candice: I don't think I minded.
[21:35] enfys: good :3