One of these survey things...not sure if I'm supposed to use a cut or not.
Hell, I don't even know how to use a cut lol...here it goes.
Sex Life Questionnaire
BASICS:
Name:
Chris
Gender/Orientation:
Male/Straight
Age:
25
Height:
5’ 10”
Weight:
155 lbs.
Hair Colour:
Blonde and long
Tattoos:
None
Piercings:
Nipple
Shaved:
Trimmed
Masturbate: Whenever my gf isn’t around
SEXUAL PREFERENCES:
Men or Women:
Women
Vibe or Dildo:
err… lol
Favourite Sexual Position:
Doggy style….definitely fucking doggy style
Favourite Masturbation Technique:
Holding my balls down, tightening the skin around the shaft. Vaseline is my favorite lube because it's more viscous.
Vaginal or Anal:
Never tried anal…but god I want to!
Spit or Swallow:
N/A
Sexual Ambition:
To fuck someone who really wants to do play rape. And group sex
Porn:
Love it, especially a thick cock in a tight little asshole
Favourite Porn Star:
I’m not sure of some of the newer names, actually…
Favourite Porn Film:
I usually stick with clips I find online.
Favourite Part of A Female:
Hips, calves
Favourite Part of A Male:
Pecs, abs (Important, from a male point of view)
Famous Female You Would Most Like To Have Sex With:
Angelina Jolie and Kate Winslet tie for first.
Famous Male You Would Most Like To Have Sex With:
I’ll get back to you
SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:
Had Oral Sex:
Yes, both ways of course.
Had Anal Sex:
No, and I can’t wait to try it.
Used More Than 3 Positions In One Session:
Oh yeah lol
Devoted A Whole Day To Sex:
Not really…hours yes, days no
Had Noise Complaints From Neighbours During A Sex Session:
Downstairs and roommates. I thought it was hilarious.
Had Sex Whilst Totally Dressed:
Nah, I love the freedom of nakedness
Had Sex Whilst Standing Up:
Yes, primarily in the shower.
Received Open Praise For Sexual Technique:
Yes, especially for oral.
Had A Menage-a-Trois:
Just once…fucking HOT
Had Group Sex (More Than 3):
No, but it sounds great.
Participated In A Swap/Swinging Club:
No.
Had Sex In A Public Place:
No.
Had Cyber Sex:
Yes. I like it a lot, but phone rocks cyber any day.
Had An Orgasm During Cyber Sex:
Most of the time, unless they’re horrible.
Had Sex With An LJ User:
No.
If Yes Would You Do It Again:
N/A
Are You A Member Of The Mile High Club:
No.
Had Sex In The Host’s Bedroom While An Overnight Guest:
No.
Had Sex At Your Office Or Other Work Area:
Yes.
Had Sex During A 'Monthly Visit':
Yes.
Had Sex In The Water:
If showers count, then yes. Otherwise, no.
Obtained Money Or A Favour For Sex:
No.
Given Sex In Sympathy:
No.
Had Sex In A Cemetery:
No.
Most Embarrassing Sexual Moment:
I couldn’t get hard this time…god it was horrible!
Best Sexual Moment:
The first time I came inside of a woman…god she was so soft and wet.
Do You Believe In Female Ejaculation:
Absolutely. One of my best online friends can squirt everywhere. Someday I hope to have it all over me lol.
Written An Erotic Story:
Yes.
Looked At A Nude/Explicit Magazine:
Yes.
Seen A Live Stripper:
Yes.
Stripped For Someone:
No.
Watched A Porn Film With A Sexual Partner:
Yes, but it’s usually pretty funny.
Been Photographed In The Nude:
No.
Been Videotaped Having Sex:
No.
Used Sex Dice:
No.
SEXUAL FETISHES:
Erotically Licked Feet Or Sucked Toes:
No.
Used Whipped Cream/Chocolate Erotically:
No. I’m not into foods that way..
Used Hot Melted Wax Erotically:
Yes.
Used Ice Erotically:
Yes.
Role-played A Sexual Situation:
Yes. It can be so hot if done well.
Used A Blindfold During Sex:
Yes.
Used Handcuffs During Sex:
Yes
Used Whip, Chains, Cat O’ Nine Tails etc During Sex:
Yes.
Received An Electric Shock During Sex:
No.
Inflicted/Received Pain During Sex:
Yes. I enjoy both ways.
Worn A Corset:
err…lol
Worshipped Boots:
No.
Been Tied Up:
No
Been Gagged:
No.
Been Cut:
No.
Sex Life Questionnaire
BASICS:
Name:
Chris
Gender/Orientation:
Male/Straight
Age:
25
Height:
5’ 10”
Weight:
155 lbs.
Hair Colour:
Blonde and long
Tattoos:
None
Piercings:
Nipple
Shaved:
Trimmed
Masturbate: Whenever my gf isn’t around
SEXUAL PREFERENCES:
Men or Women:
Women
Vibe or Dildo:
err… lol
Favourite Sexual Position:
Doggy style….definitely fucking doggy style
Favourite Masturbation Technique:
Holding my balls down, tightening the skin around the shaft. Vaseline is my favorite lube because it's more viscous.
Vaginal or Anal:
Never tried anal…but god I want to!
Spit or Swallow:
N/A
Sexual Ambition:
To fuck someone who really wants to do play rape. And group sex
Porn:
Love it, especially a thick cock in a tight little asshole
Favourite Porn Star:
I’m not sure of some of the newer names, actually…
Favourite Porn Film:
I usually stick with clips I find online.
Favourite Part of A Female:
Hips, calves
Favourite Part of A Male:
Pecs, abs (Important, from a male point of view)
Famous Female You Would Most Like To Have Sex With:
Angelina Jolie and Kate Winslet tie for first.
Famous Male You Would Most Like To Have Sex With:
I’ll get back to you
SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:
Had Oral Sex:
Yes, both ways of course.
Had Anal Sex:
No, and I can’t wait to try it.
Used More Than 3 Positions In One Session:
Oh yeah lol
Devoted A Whole Day To Sex:
Not really…hours yes, days no
Had Noise Complaints From Neighbours During A Sex Session:
Downstairs and roommates. I thought it was hilarious.
Had Sex Whilst Totally Dressed:
Nah, I love the freedom of nakedness
Had Sex Whilst Standing Up:
Yes, primarily in the shower.
Received Open Praise For Sexual Technique:
Yes, especially for oral.
Had A Menage-a-Trois:
Just once…fucking HOT
Had Group Sex (More Than 3):
No, but it sounds great.
Participated In A Swap/Swinging Club:
No.
Had Sex In A Public Place:
No.
Had Cyber Sex:
Yes. I like it a lot, but phone rocks cyber any day.
Had An Orgasm During Cyber Sex:
Most of the time, unless they’re horrible.
Had Sex With An LJ User:
No.
If Yes Would You Do It Again:
N/A
Are You A Member Of The Mile High Club:
No.
Had Sex In The Host’s Bedroom While An Overnight Guest:
No.
Had Sex At Your Office Or Other Work Area:
Yes.
Had Sex During A 'Monthly Visit':
Yes.
Had Sex In The Water:
If showers count, then yes. Otherwise, no.
Obtained Money Or A Favour For Sex:
No.
Given Sex In Sympathy:
No.
Had Sex In A Cemetery:
No.
Most Embarrassing Sexual Moment:
I couldn’t get hard this time…god it was horrible!
Best Sexual Moment:
The first time I came inside of a woman…god she was so soft and wet.
Do You Believe In Female Ejaculation:
Absolutely. One of my best online friends can squirt everywhere. Someday I hope to have it all over me lol.
Written An Erotic Story:
Yes.
Looked At A Nude/Explicit Magazine:
Yes.
Seen A Live Stripper:
Yes.
Stripped For Someone:
No.
Watched A Porn Film With A Sexual Partner:
Yes, but it’s usually pretty funny.
Been Photographed In The Nude:
No.
Been Videotaped Having Sex:
No.
Used Sex Dice:
No.
SEXUAL FETISHES:
Erotically Licked Feet Or Sucked Toes:
No.
Used Whipped Cream/Chocolate Erotically:
No. I’m not into foods that way..
Used Hot Melted Wax Erotically:
Yes.
Used Ice Erotically:
Yes.
Role-played A Sexual Situation:
Yes. It can be so hot if done well.
Used A Blindfold During Sex:
Yes.
Used Handcuffs During Sex:
Yes
Used Whip, Chains, Cat O’ Nine Tails etc During Sex:
Yes.
Received An Electric Shock During Sex:
No.
Inflicted/Received Pain During Sex:
Yes. I enjoy both ways.
Worn A Corset:
err…lol
Worshipped Boots:
No.
Been Tied Up:
No
Been Gagged:
No.
Been Cut:
No.