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bacchiclaureate

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May 22, 2011 16:53

It's like everyone has been invited to a party but me.

This is so not okay!

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[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 02:39:24 UTC

[She sounds rather unusually delighted.] There was one. Yesterday, at work. When we all weren't taken up to some fictionalized Heaven or sucked down into the pits of Tartarus.

It was rather - [A laugh. Okay, so it's something of a giggle, but it's never going to be discussed again in a few hours. Whatever.] Lovely, really.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 02:44:26 UTC

Wait a minute.

THERE WAS A PARTY AND YOU DIDN'T CALL ME?!

[Video] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 02:50:24 UTC

[Curiously:] Was I supposed to?

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 02:51:19 UTC

You're ALWAYS suppose to!

[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 02:54:30 UTC

Don't yell.

I was distracted. [Petulant now, abruptly pouty and put-out.] You can't expect me to remember when I'm distracted.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 02:55:42 UTC

I CAN EXPECT YOU TO NOT FORGET ME! THAT'S IMPORTANT STUFF!

[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 02:59:46 UTC

[She sniffs, the imperious tilt of her chin practically audible. It's a very princessly indignation.]

I don't have to listen to you yell at me. If you're going to yell, I'm leaving.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 03:01:28 UTC

I'M NOT YELLING I'M TALKING LOUDLY I CAN DO THAT IF I WANT.

....Wait a minute...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 03:05:47 UTC

SHUT. UP.

[A pause.

A long pause. There's slow breathing. And then, calmer:] You certainly can. Feel free. But I do not have to listen, as it's offensive to my ears and hurts my head.

And you are irritating me, that's what is wrong.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 03:06:57 UTC

Yeah...but I always irritate you. And you always get snarky and have sex with me afterward. None of this whiny stuff.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 03:14:13 UTC

[She's momentarily distracted, nearly humming in lofty (but tempted) consideration until his voice raises again and she's back to a displeased hiss of irritation.]

Stop raising your voice. Or my skull is going to split into two pieces - and then I'll be forced to split your skull into two pieces. And that would be regrettable.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 03:23:03 UTC

That sounds a bit more like you...but not enough. You need to come home right now so I can check for brain worms.

[Voice] lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 03:25:16 UTC

You'd be all - boring if I split your skull into two pieces. Regrettable. I do not have brain worms.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 03:27:06 UTC

How do you know. You can't see your brain.

lostafalseheart May 23 2011, 03:29:05 UTC

I imagine that I would be able to feel if I had brain worms, as they would be residing in my brain. Which I'm currently using.

bacchiclaureate May 23 2011, 03:32:54 UTC

Their jaws release a numbing agent. You'd never know.

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