RAMBO: BLOOD AND MORE BLOOD.

Nov 21, 2008 22:30

RAMBO, YOU NEED SOME ESTROGEN TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT, BRO. THE 'ROIDS AND THE TESTOSTERONE MAKE YOU A SCARY, SCARY OLD MAN. TIME TO GET A WALKER.

AND WHY WON'T YOU HELP THOSE CHRISTIAN (+) MISSIONARIES IN BURMA? YEAH, THEY'RE DRESSED LIEK TOURISTS AND THEY DON'T CARRY GUNS, BUT C'MON, JOHNNIE BOY. DON'T YOU HAVE FAITH IN ANYONE ANYMORE?

EVEN THE PRETTY LADY? I'M TELLING YOU, SOME ESTROGEN WOULD CHEER YOU RIGHT UP. MIGHT MAKE YOU CRY A LITTLE BIT, MAYBE GET SOMEWHAT EMOTIONAL AND FUCKING FURIOUS FOR SOME GODDAMN CHOCOLATE, BUT IT'LL REALLY HELP WITH THE ROIDS THING. AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO CATCH SNAKES FOR A LIVING. THOUGH YOU DO SEEM TO ENJOY THAT.

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...god, Rambo 4 was awfully amusing.I'm still not sure why I even watched it, though

rant, review, boredom, film

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