Vote for Jacuzzi!

Mar 30, 2012 14:15

Hey guys! I bring you word from animetournament, where everyone's favorite crybaby bootlegger has made it to round two! The bad news is that he's losing to Kyoya Hibari from Reborn. But the good news is that he only needs 14 5! votes to tie it up! If the mere fact that he's Jacuzzi isn't enough to convince you to vote, I made a very long and picture-heavy exhortation in a comment on the original post, which I will reproduce here:

GUYS, WHAT. WHAT. Jacuzzi Splot is losing. This is UNACCEPTABLE.

Okay. Here is why you need to vote for

JACUZZI FREAKING* SPLOT



(all screencaps by ensuing)

This is Jacuzzi. He doesn't look like much, right?



Kind of a wuss?



A crybaby?



Well... he is a crybaby.









A huge one.



He is, incidentally, also a gang leader who destroyed 18 - count 'em! - 18 speakeasies in one night. Let me repeat that.

Eighteen. Speakeasies. In one night.



This is Jacuzzi with a $5,000 bounty on his head. And in the '30s, that's a lot.



This is Jacuzzi as a kid, a boy who absolutely hates drawing attention to himself, getting a giant tattoo down the side of his face because his girlfriend got disfigured in an accident and he didn't want her to feel alone.





He cried a lot then too.



And this is Jacuzzi when you mess with his friends.







“The times when you want to cry are when you have to try your hardest. That’s why I decided I’ll cry in general. Then, when I have to shed tears for a time when I really want to cry, my tears would have run dry.”



And, uh, this is Jacuzzi being cute. Because he does a lot of that.









Vote Jacuzzi Splot.



*"Freaking" probably is his real middle name. I mean, just look at the rest of it. Fits right in.

So, help a fella out? Vote over here. :D

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