So, this is a lost cause... I tried to look for a way to make this more than 4 year old fan fic, but I ultimately failed. This entry has been sitting unposted since Sunday, so it's time to just get it over with.
Logan wanted me to write a story. I thought it would be kind of fun; I could get some off-the-wall ideas from him and turn it into something creative. Little did I know, his idea of "creative" was a mish mash of a bunch of different comic book heros. I'm going to put a cut in on the actual notes I took... it's that bad. Am I a bad father for not at least trying to make this readable?
His instruction is in normal text. My interjected reaction and thought process is not.
I asked him what kind of story, and he said, "One about all the avengers." He also wanted me to add Ultron to the story. Keeping in mind that he has not seen the newest Avenger's movie. He's only seen a picture of him and thought he looked cool. Black Widow is the hero. Ultron is the villain. When I asked him where they were (setting), he said that they were at the same place. Logical, and literal, but not very helpful. I asked for clarification and tossed out possibilities, and he chose "jungle". Apparently, there are lots of evil robots in the jungle. Logic does not apply here; we are fresh out after the last not-very-helpful burst. Why is Black Widow in the jungle? She lost a bunch of friends in their lab (apparently in the jungle). Why is the lab in the jungle? The lab had to be in a quiet place. How did Ultron find out about the lab? Apparently, his robots found the lab and are trying to destroy it. Black Widow dies saving her friends, who ultimately destroy Ultron, and then bring her back to life.
Black Widow's friends at the lab are all the Avengers + Green Lantern. Because reasons--DC vs. Marvel universe means nothing to 4 year old. They have created a force field around the laboratory to keep any help from getting in or the heroes getting out. Gah! He stole that from the Apocolypse episode in X-men! Green Lantern apparently is the one who takes out most of the robots. Seriously, this is like mad lips meets ADHD in a comic book store.
*sigh*
Just. Can't. Do. It.
The creative part of me rebels at even attempting to make the above into something quality.