little kids suck
Let me review my summer, first went on a crusie to alaska for 10 days and bitch slapped the ship's casino until i got kicked out for not being 21. i got to keep the money tho, then i took many trips to morongo and barona which were both bad and good, but net positive on the indian casino front. pokerstars has also consumed much of my time and has proven very profitable. All and all gambling has been very good this summer, but i was bored, very very bored because like everyone started working or taking classes or whatever, so i decided to get a job. so i started working for the city's summer tennis camp where i taught little kids how to play tennis. the pay is decent and is all cash so its all good. basically helped me earn money by making money and preventing me from spending it. i also started going to sleep at an unreasonably early midnight. anyways thats the good. the bad is that i had to work with little kids, ya me BAC with little kids, basically a pain for both parties. the first three weeks i taught the 8-10 year olds, they are alright, a little bratty, some are really annoying like ask questions about everything and saying that they can beat me, but ilke over and over and over again, i am like seriously kid i am twice your size and age and have been playing for 9 years, it might be good for you to listen and not annoy the shit out of me. they persist so i just get mean when i feed the balls and they just lose and have to sit out. i also have to look over the 10-14 year olds some time, they are a little more mature but just plain bitchs, again they think they are the shit and dont listen so the other coachs and i have to lay the smack down some time on their stupid bitch asses. but i mean those first three weeks werent that bad, nice getting a stack of twenties at teh end of each week and some of the kids were really sweet. but ya on to last week, i had the honor of being assigned the 4-7 year olds for the entire week. honestly, parents need to know that if the kid is like under 7 he or she will nto be physically able to play tennis period. but back to the story, they are cute and all but they wine and complain, they cry omfg they cry so much and they are so fucking injury prone, i had these three boys in my group that would allways climb on the trees and fence and construction shit around the court, and every time they ALL fall all get bruises and cuts and i have to run my ass over to the trainer's office and get ice and bandaids, so i tell them not to climb on shit, and they do it again, every fucking day those three boys get injured, except the last day when only 1 did. so thats just the boys, the girls are just as bad, since its the little group, and the girls bathroom is on the other side of the gym, we, the coachs, have to walk them over to the bathroom, wait outside until they are done, and walk them back to the court, so when one tells me they need to go, i ask every single girl in the group if they need to go, and always no one says yes, so i walk one over there, and as soon as we get back, then three girls tell me they need to go, its like honestly u stupid kids if you didnt need to go five minutes ago, you dont need to go now, your not 70 you dont have a fucking prostate or overactive bladder, and then i said we will wait for ten minutes before we go again, and some start to cry and jump around and i am like fine then we go again, and when i get back another girl needs to go so i got fed up towards the end of the week and enforeced the no more than one trip to the bathroom an hour, cause it wasnt fair to the rest of the group that i spent half my time walking those girls to the bathroom. on to my next complaint, they always run around and swarm things during breaks, this includes the girls, when we go back on to the courts atleast one girl each day walks into the side of the door in the fence ALWAYS, i am like that shit isnt moving, you got eyes and legs go around it
the door space is like 3 feet wide, your not that big, and they always hit it with their head too, so they are like running sideways or with their head down or blind. next complaint, those kids dont know how to fucking wait in line, i always have them stand on the outer double's alley line by the red so that they wont get hit, they always run into the court before, during and after their turn and get hit by the other kid swinging his or her raquet, and they start crying, i am like you dumbasses if u run in when the guy is hitting you will be hit, and not only that but when they are in line they swing the raquets at each other like sword fighting, and they always get hurt and they laugh too, like when they hit someone they laugh and think its funny until they see the kid start to cry, its like you idiots dont hit each other with blunt metal object. and when i go to stop them they end up swinging and hitting me. well all i am glad to say is that next week i get the 8-10 year olds again, last week was hell, those kids need to learn something about pain its like they cry and i know feel pain, but they dont REMEMBER it and they keep on climbing shit and hitting each other.
the door space is like 3 feet wide, your not that big, and they always hit it with their head too, so they are like running sideways or with their head down or blind. next complaint, those kids dont know how to fucking wait in line, i always have them stand on the outer double's alley line by the red so that they wont get hit, they always run into the court before, during and after their turn and get hit by the other kid swinging his or her raquet, and they start crying, i am like you dumbasses if u run in when the guy is hitting you will be hit, and not only that but when they are in line they swing the raquets at each other like sword fighting, and they always get hurt and they laugh too, like when they hit someone they laugh and think its funny until they see the kid start to cry, its like you idiots dont hit each other with blunt metal object. and when i go to stop them they end up swinging and hitting me. well all i am glad to say is that next week i get the 8-10 year olds again, last week was hell, those kids need to learn something about pain its like they cry and i know feel pain, but they dont REMEMBER it and they keep on climbing shit and hitting each other.