"in luv w/ his teacher" courtesy of ladyhawke
"In Love With His Teacher"
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of
her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside
after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,
why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With
whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how
silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll
use a condom!!"
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of
her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside
after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,
why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With
whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how
silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll
use a condom!!"