Just as the sky turned black...
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: To be a singer... pathetic- I know.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: Pathetic
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? Noooo.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Those aspirations were in California and my current station is in a forest in russia.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? Noooo.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Noooo.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Nooooo.
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? what the fuck, no more about porn.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? no.
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS (Lol, Katie!!!!)
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Nope
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? Sex, of course. Did u have to ask?
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Laugh
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? I'm gonna pretend you never asked that.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? lmao, religious ppl? where I work?
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? PARTY!! party time, biotches!
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? I wish Katie could work tonight w/ me
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? haha I didn't stay long enough to vacuum!
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH? um, we don't have a lunch break
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? sometimes. The last time I worked w/ Emily we had coffee and it definitly saved me from falling alseep on the job.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? underpaid
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? No... Jesus is hated at my job.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? lol, they're both old (late 20's) so NO.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? NOT AT ALL.
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Too young
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR?
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? Yourmom
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? Not on my car...
5. ON YOUR CAR? No, never.... I don't fucking have a car!
6. WITH YOUR CAR? wtf?
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? Or.
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY OC CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? Summer
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? who the fuck is GWB?
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN WORTH DYING FOR? depends who it is
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? No, never. lol, jp
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Fuck you
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? condom prolly.
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? Move on.
SECTION FOUR: STUPID STUFF
1. PICK A COLOR: PINK
2. PICK A CONDOM: Trojan
3. PICK A SONG: Don't look back in anger- Oasis
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION: England or france
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? green, totally
6. BIRD OR FISH? for what?
7. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? NEITHER.
SURVEY TWO
DESCRIBE YOUR..
[ x ] Wallet - red, leather, lizclayborne. a present from my parents for X-mas.
[ x ] Hairbrush - is cute n pink n mini n fits nicely in my purse. I bought it in Boston at H&M w/ Katie
[ x ] Toothbrush - red & white.
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - 2 friendship bracelettes, a white-gld bracelette i got for X-mas n mine n Ker's friendship cross
[ x ] Pillow cover - my favorite a was b-day present from Ker n Asia and its Johnny Depp n Orlando Bloom from pirates of the carribean
[ x ] Blanket - yellow/lacy, big white comforter w/ blue flowers, rainbow quilt, and white n pink striped comforter.
[ x ] Coffee cup - None I use partiicuraly.
[ x ] Sunglasses - black, hott, from H&M in Boston which i picked out w/ Katie's help.
[ x ] Underwear - all of it? No, I refuse that would take too long I have about 55 different ones.
[ x ] Favorite shirt - either fcuk, my green low-cut shirt from the GAP(bc it is so darn pretty), my orange n pink layered shirt from aeropostal, or my black tank top w/ gemstone hearts on it from GUESS.
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - wonderfleur from avon.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - The Man Who- Travis
[ x ] Tattoos - None
[ x ] Piercings - none
[ x ] What you are wearing now - gray PJ shorts and a black DKNY tank top that says "broadway"
[ x ] In my mouth - lemon flavored water
[ x ] In my head - "I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin & tonic, you can have it all, but how much d'you want it?"- Oasis song stuck in my head called supersonic.
[ x ] Wishing - I was still on the phone w/ Katie cos now I'm bored
[ x ] After this - a nap prehapes?
[ x ] Fetishes - none
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone,who and for what reason? - Nobody.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - Idk... there's a few actually. all of them of the male gender in fact...
[ x ] Is next to you - Nobody.
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - The Butterly Effect
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - gettign off of being grounded!!!
[ x ] The last thing you ate - strawberry pop-tarts
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of -spiders
[ x ] Do you like candles - Yes, but only the scented kind
[ x ] Do you like incense - Yeah, if it smeels spiffy
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood - Ew, no.
[ x ] Do you believe in love - Yeah.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - maybe, baby.
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - No.
[ x ] Do you believe in God - No.
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - Morbid. I have no idea.
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - Nothing, animals bug me.
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - 23 hours, I'm a wimp. lol.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - No. Who cares? I don't live in China. No point.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - Quarters. They're shiney.
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies - lolipops!
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand - That I am terrific.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better - Algebra... and ppl of the male gender
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around - Gandhi? lol, I don't fucking know.
SURVEY THREE:
SURVEY TWO
Walk or drive: depends on how far it is.
Bike or walk: walk
Shop or sleep: shop!!
Staying in or Going out: Staying out n going in... it all depends on my mood.
Apartment or house: house, or a really nice apartment
Light or Dark: dark
Day or Night: night
Rock or Rap: rock!!
Pop or Jazz: pop... unless by Jazz you mean me, Jazz, then it would be me.
AIM or LJ: LJ... aim was a waste of my fuckin time when I used it cos you never actaully say anything, its just pointless small talk.
MTV or TBS: MTV
Everwood or One Tree Hill: I've never seen either
7th Heaven or Gilmore Girls: Gilmore girls, definitly
Laguna Beach or The Real World: The Real World
Shakespeare or Aristotle: Shake to the speare
Chronicles of Narnia or Harry Potter: Harry Potter
Beatles or Beach boys: Beatles
Math or Science: science
Bio or Chemistry: Chemistry
Chick Flicks or Horror: Chick flicks..
A Walk to Remember or The Notebook: Idk, I never saw the notebook but 'a walk to remember' got boring after a while.
28 days later or The Ring: haven't seen the first one
College or High School: college... even though I can't say that for sure since I'm still in HS
Cake or Salad: both!
Florida or California: Cali
France or London: BOTH! I can't wait to go to Europe
Kerry or Bush: Kerry... but I don't fucking care. Bush has creepy eyes tho, so I don't trust him.
Work or Laziness: Both in moderation
Love or Money: love...................................ing money. Nah, idk... love I suppose, but its close.
Spaceballs or Robin Hood men in tights: never seen either
Pool or Beach: both are fun
Pearls or Diamonds:diamonds... heh, sparkly stuff.
Can you:
Touch your tongue to your nose? no
Lick your elbow? no
Fit through a hanger? lol mayb, I never tried.
Wiggle your ears? No
Raise one eyebrow? Nah
Dance? sometimes
Sing? only in the shower... lol, jk.
Act? when i try
Sleep past 12:00pm? Yes, that I am very good at.
Make a clover with your tongue? No
Unwrap a starburst with your tongue? Never tried
Tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? Never tried
Sing with all the voices of the mountain? Just around the river bend.
Paint with all the colors of the wind? Just around the river bend
Longest time you have
Talked on the phone: four hours
Slept: 16 hours
Ran a mile: I can run a 10 minute mile... sad for a XC runner, I know.
Watched TV: 12 hour sex n the city marathon when I had the flu
Worked: 13 hours.
Stayed on the computer: I don't exactly time it. No longer than three hours, but maybe about that every once in a while when I'm writing or doing a project.
Gone without food: a week once in 7th grade
Been mad at your best friend: a week. lol. I can't stay mad if I love someone.
Been mad at your boyfriend: Hmm... a couple of days would be my top.
Spent on a survey: like an hour? idk.
THE LAST SURVEY FOR TODAY....
1. if there were 3 wells (love, beauty and creativity) and you could only drink from one, which would it be?: Love prolly, but Idk.
2. with problems, whom do you run to? Katie n Ker n Asia for the most part.
3. which finger is your favorite? I don't like to choose favorites
4. what's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten? a cherry from some random person's alchohalic drink at work a while back.
5. would you kill someone? Never
6. if yes, why? n/a
7. if you were making a movie about yourself, who would play the lead? Whatever the girl's name is who plays "Ellie" on degrassi the next generation.
8. do you like your handwriting? Me? I love it. Too bad no one else can read it.
9. who are you jealous of? No one, I'm lovin' myself right now.
10. what kind of person do you want to marry? A God.
11. unluckiness? your mom.
12. what do you put on your sandwiches? I don't like sandwiches.
13. do you think people on the Gap commercials are cool? sure, they make more money than I do as a busgirl.
14. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Damn right.
15. are you a daredevil? Not really, but sometimes I surprise myself.
16. how big was the biggest mango you ever ate? I've never had a mango
17. have you ever told a secret you swore you'd never repeat? Everyone has.
18. what do you think is the most attractive animated character? You are.
19. do looks matter? Yeah, and its unfortunate sometimes but its the way it goes.
20. color? Pink
21. do you pray? Never
22. are you trendy? I think so. lol.
23. what do you do to prevent anger? Listen to oasis.
24. who is your idol? Liam Gallagher
25. who is your second family? Don't have one. My first one is pretty good.
26. do you trust others easily? Not usually, but with certain people I do.
27. what was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies
and that's a rap, kids.