Feb 25, 2009 15:20
Yesterday I pooped out my height in three installments. Today, another good 8-incher. I feel so skinny right now !
I'm eating a Batman fruit roll-up. I think the flavor is Gonorrhea Green. There was a picture of Two-Face on it. No Indians.
Two of my tires are flat, and I am stressing out about putting the air in them. I dont know how to do it on my own, and I'm embarrassed to go to a full-service station and ask them to do it. Maybe I'll just get my oil changed.
I wish I knew what I at that caused all this mass poo-vacuation. I'd do it all the time. And then go swimsuit shopping. And get a tan. Not really.
This Bud's for YOU.