Jan 11, 2011 13:31
One of my three nursing bras that I ordered two months ago from biggerbras.com came in today. They're all on backorder, so I expected them to take a while. The holiday season decimated their supply, and for some reason everything over an F cup was sold out even down to the manufacturer.
As I opened the package and pulled out my I32 (fucking "I") bra that had cups larger than my fucking head I realized I had ordered it way, way too large and it was never going to fit. Curtis came in just in time to see my horrified expression as I realized it actually fit me perfectly.
"Congratulations on getting half way through the alphabet!" he said, "One day you'll make it all the way to the end."
who needs silicone when you've got milk ,
gestating bitch