This is what happens when youve been friends for over 5 years...

Mar 31, 2006 01:39

Brina needs help...even shes having sandler dreams...only mine are better than hers...

Brina: I had a dream Adam Sandler was of Elven decent
rbloodrose: you what
rbloodrose: he was an elf???
rbloodrose: blasphemy!!!
Brina: No
Brina: He was OF elven decent
Brina: he wasn't an elf
rbloodrose: so he was a big elf?
Brina: No
rbloodrose: whats the difference
rbloodrose: his mama was an elf??
Brina: He had too much human in him to be an actual elf
rbloodrose: a jewish elf thats.....
rbloodrose: your freakin weird girly
Brina: but he screwed over his elven family and then at the end he saved it but it was like it was a movie...one of Adam's movies
Brina: where something goes wrong and then he fixes it
rbloodrose: so was he having like latkas with frodo?
rbloodrose: im just messing with you
rbloodrose: but come on you say you had a dream where sandler was something to do with elves and expect me not to crack up?
Brina: I was laughing my ass off
rbloodrose: ok so his family is elves?
rbloodrose: jewish elves.....ok and so hes uh too human to be like them right? ok making sure ive got this
Brina: Part of it like WAY WAY WAY down the line but they're evles so they lived forever or damn near it
rbloodrose: so hes like super elf guy saving everyone?
rbloodrose: From happy madison productions a Adam sandler is Super Elf!
Brina: No he's like bad corporate guy, selling off his family lot putting his mom in the old folks home...his elven great great whatever knocks some sense into him and he has to save the family manor because it has magic in it or something
rbloodrose: LMMFAO
rbloodrose: ok
rbloodrose: so
Brina: It was a mix of Tuck Everlasting meets Corporate Sandler
rbloodrose: lol
rbloodrose: ok let me breathe
Brina: way weird...it'll teach me to drink after talking to you and then going to bed
rbloodrose: ok so sandler is...lol sorry sandler is a big bad elf guy stomping all over the other lil good elf's? and some reallyold elf slaps him in the head so he becomes super elf and helps everyone and saves the day....
rbloodrose: yea you need help
rbloodrose: i dream about nailing him you dream about him being an elf
rbloodrose: oh this is so going in my journal
Brina: He's not an elf dumb ass he's just from elven decent jack ass
Brina:
Brina: There's a difference
rbloodrose: whats the difference
rbloodrose: talk dorky to me girly cause i dont get it
rbloodrose: elf is elf to me
rbloodrose: he be sexy in green tights though
rbloodrose: now wait are these those helpin santa kind of elves? was this a sandler christmas special?
Brina: the difference in order for him to be an elf and not just from elven decent is that BOTH his parents would have to be elfs...but they're not his mom has elf blood in her but it's little like decimal amount same as sandler,
Brina: and neither
Brina: we're talking Merry Gentry kind of faery type elves
rbloodrose: lol
rbloodrose: no idea what you just sais
rbloodrose: said**
rbloodrose: but the fact that you had a dream about sandler with that much detail really says something
rbloodrose: your just as freaky as i am...only im less dorky freaky
Brina: No you're more of a dork because you want to have sex with him, I was just drunk
rbloodrose: yea thats what i said

LMMFAO

kayla
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