My life is WAY too intense right now to even ATTEMPT an explanation. All I can say is.. HOLY. SHIT. This is insane. In the best, and yet worst, ways possible.
But, I shall humor you with a few picture of Kyan's 2nd birthday, compliments of Vanessa:
I do not apologize for destroying your Friends page. I do apologize for Kevin looking like a crack head in every picture.