hey-o! paddy's day!
Let me describe my day. i wake up at nine, get to work by 10, open the store and sit on my ass waiting for customers. around 11:30 i take the little wodden bench outside and wait for customers out there. about 1:00 i return inside and begin an hour long session of backgammon against my phone. i kick the phone's ass. 2:30...the sun has hit the bench outside by now so i bring it back inside. 3:15...i walk next door to shoot the shit with the guy at the motorcycle place and found out he's an Independent Skate rep for Hawaii and he knows Jay Adams personally. 5:15...my boss shows up with some price tags and i help her put them on the crap we try to sell. She's got big boobs and is hot. i try not stare at her chest. 5:50...i take off and hit up Jack in the Box because i haven't eaten since the night before.
total sales for the day: $0
total pay for brian for the day: $72
man, it seems like easy money, but staying occupied that long is hard to do. at one point i was cutting post-it notes into snowflakes. that was after i thoroughly cleaned the crevices of my ring with my knife, then polished the blade to a mirror shine on my jeans.