Dave isn't entirely sure whose fault this is. It's very likely that this is Balthazar administering another one of those little "tests" that Dave's grown to hate so much, but he can't figure out what the hell this is supposed to be. Why would his master just pluck him off of W 44th street and drop him, quite literally, into... Central Park? Dave
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So there's a short girl about Dave's age staggering through the woods in a white coat lined with fur and heavy boots, talking to herself while she tries to make the comm work through her mittens.
"I don't even... like cell... cell... cellular phones, let alone know how to make them work, and why are they even here when it's... not really fairylike of them."
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Another person.
What.
Dave blinks at Winny, headphones still covering his ears and muffled music still faintly drifting into the cold air, clearly bewildered by the fact that she's there at all.
His brain comes to one conclusion, and one conclusion only: IT'S A TRAP.
Upon realizing this, because it has to be true, Dave springs up from the log with two plasma balls in his hands, at the ready. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
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Maybe this isn't a trap.
Dave goes wide-eyed at her display, jumping back a little at the first scream and then doing his own macho sort of cowering at the second. OOPS.
"Sorry!" He shakes his hands to displace the plasma and quickly holds them out in a LOOK I MEAN NO HARM sort of way. "Sorry, oh God, didn't mean to scare you-"
Way to go, Stutters. Way to go.
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Winny looks up at him from under the shelter of her hands. Those glowing things are gone, but she doesn't trust he's not going to throw something else at her. He's probably a fairy. A... skinny, apologizing fairy?
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Then closes his mouth.
No words come out.
He's just going to stand there, now, looking skinny and apologetic.
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He was about to say something along the lines of who are you? or what is this? but all that he manages is: "Did you just call me a fairy?"
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Did she just say castle?
PLEASANTRIES AND INTRODUCTIONS CAN WAIT. SHE TOTALLY SAID CASTLE.
The urge to say 'take me to your ruler' is so, so strong right now.
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She would like to go now.
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"Hi. My name is Dave. I'm sorry about the plasma. Where am I?"
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And she thought the world didn't make sense before the Wood.
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Pause.
Blink.
"I have no idea what you're talking about. Did Balthazar send you?"
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It's always good to do things in groups, really.
"Do you have any idea where we are?"
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