video;

[paterelohim]

[The video opens to Chuck looking... bizarrely cheerful, actually. Well- this'll be bizarre to anybody living at the barracks, since it's a large contrast to the antisocial little berk he usually is, but he's looking hale and hearty and, judging by the redness of his face, fairly inebriated

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[farsees]

Someone's going to end up stealing that, you know.

[paterelohim]

I keep it on me. All the time. [Plus, He may or may not have used a little mojo so that it refuses to open if someone steals it. He may have done that five minutes ago. Because it hasn't occurred to Him before this conversation.]

[farsees]

No offense, but I could steal something from you with hardly any effort. You're not exactly...strong.

[paterelohim]

Hey! Uncool. I just don't try.

[farsees]

Then maybe you should, and thirteen year old girls wouldn't think you're a pansy.

[paterelohim]

The world has enough dick-measuring, man. I do my thing and I'm cool with that.

But you know what? No more alcohol for you. You're on your own now.

[farsees]

Hey, you just can't do that!

[paterelohim]

Yeah, I can.

[farsees]

You wouldn't. I was only messing with you, learn to take a joke.

[paterelohim]

[Sigh. Oh, tiny stressed-out prophet, why do you vex him so?]

I'm totally messing with you. Come on, Cassie. It's okay.

[farsees]

... you better be. [Hmph.]

Did you get drunk and lonely and decide to share with everyone? Because if you wanted someone to drink with, you could have just called me.

[paterelohim]

I got drunk and generous. Okay? Generous. I mean, think about it- have you ever met people who needed a drink more than here?