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[paterelohim]

[The video opens to Chuck, sitting on a bed and still looking like shit- pale, dark circles under his eyes, and in bad need of chapstick. He's been here two days and has barely said a word to anybody in that time, and barely come out of the cabin he apparently lives in now except for food and seeing men about horses. He has the bleary look of

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[historyrepeater]

Fairy rape forest?

[paterelohim]

Judging by what everyone says and how weird they're acting it sounds just about right.

[historyrepeater]

Everyone...is saying that...there are fairies raping them in the forest.

[paterelohim]

Okay, Captain Literal. Yeah. That's totally what I meant.

[historyrepeater]

Clearly. How long have you been here?

[paterelohim]

Three days. You?

[historyrepeater]

Few weeks. They bleed together. I'm Stefan.

[paterelohim]

Chuck. It's, uh, nice to meet you. Does it start sucking less?

[historyrepeater]

It depends on your definition of less? If it helps, I've had it worse, been worse. It's...not so bad.

[paterelohim]

That doesn't really help, but okay. I guess I'll deal eventually like everybody else.

[historyrepeater]

Exactly. Eventually, inevitably, you...deal. Do you need help with anything?

[paterelohim]

Uh, everything? Like, for starters, what the hell do people do without toilet paper? What happens if someone has an asthma attack? Do willows grow here? Cause I have one hell of a headache.

[historyrepeater]

I'm new here as well and I understand why you would freak out, but try staying calm.

[paterelohim]

Why? Freaking out is a PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION.

[historyrepeater]

Just, think about this. And take your time. What does freaking out get you? Also, have you never gone camping?

[paterelohim]

I've gone camping! I've gone camping a lot! I've never gone camping forever. You know what else I haven't crossed off the old bucket list? Being kidnapped. But hey- this is one for the scrap book!