HEY GUYS, how about that humanization
Girls are weird. It's been days and I still can't shake the feeling that I did something wrong.
Hey everyone? Big news.
I've been doing some talking with the Headmasters. Mostly Crazy Hand. He accepts bribes. Humanization is no longer a class.
Instead, we have an extracirricular club. The Human Studies Association. Great name, huh? Think of us as a support group. We have get-togethers to talk about our feelings or something, but more importantly, we'll also have field trips to help us be immersed and integrated into human activities. I mostly just wanted an excuse to be paid to go on trips, don't question it. On the off chance you guys have any questions about being human in between meetings, go ahead and drop me a line. I'm here to help. Whether you've been human for a while now or you're still new, you're welcome in the HSA, too. Just don't forget to pay your club fees.
If you don't wanna bother with the club, but you need humanization items, that's fine by me. I've also opened up a shop out of my dorm -- hope that Dai kid doesn't mind. All the stuff I ordered just arrived. Come check our selection out! We've got necklaces, earrings, bracelets, keychains, pins, watches, collars, temporary tattoos, scrolls with some kind of magic spell or something... you name it, and chances are, we got it. These things are top-of-the-line, too. No more taking things on and off to switch form. Almost everything we have in stock comes with an easy-to-use on/off switch.
Even if you were born a human, stop by sometime. I've got lots of school-related merch for you to show off some Smash Academy pride. We got plushes of Nancy, Headmaster Hand gloves, messenger bags with the school logo, fuzzy smash balls for your car's rearview mirror, Xatu bobbleheads... all kinds of useless crap great stuff.
Hey, teachers, any of you willing to sell out lend your likeness in the name of school spirit? I'm always looking for ways to exploit others for profit appeal to my customers. Think there's a big market out there for authentic Rawk Hawk speedos or Eggman-brand false moustaches? Let me know.
If any of you are interested in joining the HSA, then be sure you drop a line, too. It's an excuse to take field trips every other week. How could you not be interested?
Hey everyone? Big news.
I've been doing some talking with the Headmasters. Mostly Crazy Hand. He accepts bribes. Humanization is no longer a class.
Instead, we have an extracirricular club. The Human Studies Association. Great name, huh? Think of us as a support group. We have get-togethers to talk about our feelings or something, but more importantly, we'll also have field trips to help us be immersed and integrated into human activities. I mostly just wanted an excuse to be paid to go on trips, don't question it. On the off chance you guys have any questions about being human in between meetings, go ahead and drop me a line. I'm here to help. Whether you've been human for a while now or you're still new, you're welcome in the HSA, too. Just don't forget to pay your club fees.
If you don't wanna bother with the club, but you need humanization items, that's fine by me. I've also opened up a shop out of my dorm -- hope that Dai kid doesn't mind. All the stuff I ordered just arrived. Come check our selection out! We've got necklaces, earrings, bracelets, keychains, pins, watches, collars, temporary tattoos, scrolls with some kind of magic spell or something... you name it, and chances are, we got it. These things are top-of-the-line, too. No more taking things on and off to switch form. Almost everything we have in stock comes with an easy-to-use on/off switch.
Even if you were born a human, stop by sometime. I've got lots of school-related merch for you to show off some Smash Academy pride. We got plushes of Nancy, Headmaster Hand gloves, messenger bags with the school logo, fuzzy smash balls for your car's rearview mirror, Xatu bobbleheads... all kinds of useless crap great stuff.
Hey, teachers, any of you willing to sell out lend your likeness in the name of school spirit? I'm always looking for ways to exploit others for profit appeal to my customers. Think there's a big market out there for authentic Rawk Hawk speedos or Eggman-brand false moustaches? Let me know.
If any of you are interested in joining the HSA, then be sure you drop a line, too. It's an excuse to take field trips every other week. How could you not be interested?