(Such a nice boy, isn't he)

Mar 19, 2009 13:42

Anybody else been keeping an eye on the news lately? We're all over it. Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk war hero! Now that the dome's gone, I bet we'll have news teams all over the city.

That's not even the best of it. Wave! Remember that jerk I shot down? Turns out he's some kind of assassin or something, and the price on his head was a ridiculous amount of cash. We've hit the jackpot!
Soon as the city's rebuilt and places are actually open, you pick something out for yourself, okay? Anything you want. It's killing me inside to be this generous but I figure you deserve one heck of a birthday present after all that. I'll get you something on Storm's behalf, too. He found a really old treasure map underneath the cornerstone of one of the ruined buildings out here, so he was all eager to go and find it for me us. He didn't want to wait for the celebrations or take us along, just said something about proving how useful he is. There's no stopping Storm once he gets one of those ideas in his head.

So basically, I got to fly a spacefighter and make a hilarious amount of cash, and whenever Storm gets back he's going to have even more riches. Think you can top that, Sonic the Hedgehog?

It's not gonna do any good to just rest my laurels, though. I already missed out on the best looting, and I'm not going to let another chance of raking in a profit slip by. That guy I hit used to be in charge of humanization, right?
...Hmm. Think I'll go snoop around his old office before it gets cleaned out.

And maybe put out a want ad for a nice secretary, while I'm at it.

can't let you do that star wolf, humanization, sonic the hedgehog, wave

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