I DO NOT THINK WE CAN CALL LEE LEEMO AFTER THIS EPISODE BUT RATHER LEEMOJO. LEE'S MOJO, LET HIM SHOW YOU IT.
I THINK ROSLIN AND ADAMA LEAVE MISTER I-HAVE-FOUND-MY-AIRLOCKITUDE NOT-QUITE-PRESIDENT LEE TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING AND THEY GO BACK TO THE CABIN AND HAVE I CANNOT EVEN FRAKKING THINK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW SEX.
"WHAT.THE.FUCK.BITCHES? YOU SAID THERE'D BE COFFEE!!!!
1) GOING TO BE METAQUOTED BITCH
2) EARTH SURE LOOKED LIKE COFFEE TO ME - BILL HAD A GIANT HANDFUL OF FRESH DARK ROAST. COFFEE FOR EVERYONE! MAKE MINE EXTRA RADIOACTIVE. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT THEIR COFFEE IN THE MICROWAVE TO NUKE IT. HA HA I CRACK MYSELF UP. ALSO THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE DISCO AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYTHING *GLOWS*.
BUT HOW MUCH A HANDFLAPPY SPAZZY RUN WAS THAT TO THE AIRLOCK???
OMG THE ONLY THING IN THE WHOLE EPISODE WHERE I WAS ALL "IS TZIKEH GONNA HAVE TO FIND RON MOORE AND KILL A BITCH FOR FORCED TENSION? PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL CIC." FOR REALS, THE WHOLE TIME THEY EDITED BACK AND FORTH I WAS LIKE "LEE! PHONE! TIGH! PHONE! TYROL! MOTHERFRAKIN' PHONE PICK UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE YOU JUST RAN PAST A PHONE I SAW IT IN THE FRAKKIN' FRAME!"
(no for srs right after Gaius does his "BRUTE FORCE SUXXORS, D'ANNA" line you see Starbuck running around a corner to go up a stairwell and right there in front of her is a frakkin' PHONE ON THE WALL.)
WTF RON MOORE I THINK THE LYRICS TO BEAR'S SCORING AT THIS POINT CAN BE TRANSLATED AS "PICK UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE". IN FACT I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO ALL THE SINGING DURING THAT PART OF THE SHOW AND WRITE "ODE TO PICKING UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE" TO IT.
OMG IF THE BODY IN THE BODYBAG IS ROSLIN I WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO BUILD A SPACESHIP AND ALSO HOW TO ORCHESTRATE A KIDNAPPING BECAUSE I WILL FRAKKIN' AIRLOCK RON MOORE
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING RON MOORE MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD
*SNORT* AM SO AMUSED BY YOUR LIKE TAKING THE LACK OF A PHONE CALL SERIOUSLY!!!! HAHAHAAAAAAA. BUT THE SPAZZY RUNNING WAS TOTALLY WORTH HER FORGETTING HOW TO DIAL A BITCH.
DUDE I'LL CALL HIM LEEEMO ALL I WANT FOR THE WORST.STRIPTEASE.EVAAAAAAH.
THEY SO HAD SEX BEFORE ROCKING DOWN TO EARTH. AND THEN SEX AFTER EARTH.
AND D'ANNA'S FACE ON EARTH IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE THING. "NO COFFEE. NO DISCO. I GOT OUT OF A BATH FOR THIS SHIT?????"
PHONE I'M JUST SAYING DO NOT RISK ARMAGEDDON BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET IN YOUR MORNING JOG AND HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE UP FOR IT
OMG THE STRIPTEASE DID YOU SEE BAMBER NEARLY DIDN'T MAKE IT UP ONTO THE TABLE SRSLY GO BACK AND WATCH I WAS LIKE THIS IS A SPINAL INJURY WAITING TO HAPPEN
THERE WAS MORE PHYSICAL R/A CONTACT IN THE PAST TWO EPISODES THAN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS I KNOW A REALLY NICE BED AND BREAKFAST NEAR WHERE THEY LANDED IN BROOKLYN OH WAIT BROOKLYN'S A NUCLEAR WASTELAND SORRY. IT HAD COFFEE, TOO. SUCKS TO BE ALL OF THEM
SUPERDUMBEST STRIPTEASE EVER, HE WAS JUST FREAKED THAT HIS DAD WAS GETTING ACTION IN THE CIC.
I KNOOOOOOOOW!!!!! THE SCENE IN HIS QUARTERS WHEN SHE LIKE JUST COULDN'T STOP TOUCHING HIM AND TOTALLY WOULD HAVE CLIMBED INTO HIS LAP IF LEEMO HADN'T BEEN THERE!!!
FUCKING NUCLEAR WASTELAND.
BUT FOR REALZ PYTHIA, NO TAKE BACKS. LAURA WALKED ON EARTH, NO DYING FOR HER, BITCH!!!!
ALSO WTF BILL HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED NOT TO MAKE CELEBRATORY SPEECHES BEFORE YOU CHECK SHIT OUT?! I'LL MOSTLY FORGIVE IT BECAUSE WE HAD HAND-HOLDING AND PROLONGED HUGGITUDE RIGHT THERE IN CIC BUT I WON'T ENTIRELY FORGIVE IT BECAUSE WTF IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL "I TOTALLY WON THE PRESIDENT, BITCHES" RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WOULD KISSING HAVE KILLED YOU IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DEMANDING TONGUE OR ANYTHING. IF YOU'RE ALL "SHE'S DEAAAAD. WRAPPED IN PLAAAASTIC" AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED HER A LOT WITH SEX AND STUFF BEFOREHAND THEN I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU. BIG STUPID BABY.
I'd totally make an icon out of the image with that caption, but there are a lot of people who don't watch the "coming next/soon" stuff who would call it a huge spoiler. Bums me out, man.
I'D TOTALLY MAKE AN ICON OUT OF THE IMAGE WITH THAT CAPTION, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WON DON'T WATCH THE "COMING NEXT/SOON" STUFF WHO WOULD CALL IT A HUGE SPOILER. BUMS ME OUT, MAN.
WTF RON MOORE I THINK THE LYRICS TO BEAR'S SCORING AT THIS POINT CAN BE TRANSLATED AS "PICK UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE". IN FACT I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO ALL THE SINGING DURING THAT PART OF THE SHOW AND WRITE "ODE TO PICKING UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE" TO IT. Made of win :P
I DO NOT THINK WE CAN CALL LEE LEEMO AFTER THIS EPISODE BUT RATHER LEEMOJO. LEE'S MOJO, LET HIM SHOW YOU IT.
I THINK ROSLIN AND ADAMA LEAVE MISTER I-HAVE-FOUND-MY-AIRLOCKITUDE NOT-QUITE-PRESIDENT LEE TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING AND THEY GO BACK TO THE CABIN AND HAVE I CANNOT EVEN FRAKKING THINK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW SEX.
"WHAT.THE.FUCK.BITCHES? YOU SAID THERE'D BE COFFEE!!!!
1) GOING TO BE METAQUOTED BITCH
2) EARTH SURE LOOKED LIKE COFFEE TO ME - BILL HAD A GIANT HANDFUL OF FRESH DARK ROAST. COFFEE FOR EVERYONE! MAKE MINE EXTRA RADIOACTIVE. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT THEIR COFFEE IN THE MICROWAVE TO NUKE IT. HA HA I CRACK MYSELF UP. ALSO THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE DISCO AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYTHING *GLOWS*.
BUT HOW MUCH A HANDFLAPPY SPAZZY RUN WAS THAT TO THE AIRLOCK???
OMG THE ONLY THING IN THE WHOLE EPISODE WHERE I WAS ALL "IS TZIKEH GONNA HAVE TO FIND RON MOORE AND KILL A BITCH FOR FORCED TENSION? PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL CIC." FOR REALS, THE WHOLE TIME THEY EDITED BACK AND FORTH I WAS LIKE "LEE! PHONE! TIGH! PHONE! TYROL! MOTHERFRAKIN' PHONE PICK UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE YOU JUST RAN PAST A PHONE I SAW IT IN THE FRAKKIN' FRAME!"
(no for srs right after Gaius does his "BRUTE FORCE SUXXORS, D'ANNA" line you see Starbuck running around a corner to go up a stairwell and right there in front of her is a frakkin' PHONE ON THE WALL.)
WTF RON MOORE I THINK THE LYRICS TO BEAR'S SCORING AT THIS POINT CAN BE TRANSLATED AS "PICK UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE". IN FACT I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO ALL THE SINGING DURING THAT PART OF THE SHOW AND WRITE "ODE TO PICKING UP A MOTHERFRAKKIN' PHONE" TO IT.
OMG IF THE BODY IN THE BODYBAG IS ROSLIN I WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO BUILD A SPACESHIP AND ALSO HOW TO ORCHESTRATE A KIDNAPPING BECAUSE I WILL FRAKKIN' AIRLOCK RON MOORE
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING RON MOORE MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD
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DUDE I'LL CALL HIM LEEEMO ALL I WANT FOR THE WORST.STRIPTEASE.EVAAAAAAH.
THEY SO HAD SEX BEFORE ROCKING DOWN TO EARTH. AND THEN SEX AFTER EARTH.
AND D'ANNA'S FACE ON EARTH IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE THING. "NO COFFEE. NO DISCO. I GOT OUT OF A BATH FOR THIS SHIT?????"
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OMG THE STRIPTEASE DID YOU SEE BAMBER NEARLY DIDN'T MAKE IT UP ONTO THE TABLE SRSLY GO BACK AND WATCH I WAS LIKE THIS IS A SPINAL INJURY WAITING TO HAPPEN
THERE WAS MORE PHYSICAL R/A CONTACT IN THE PAST TWO EPISODES THAN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS I KNOW A REALLY NICE BED AND BREAKFAST NEAR WHERE THEY LANDED IN BROOKLYN OH WAIT BROOKLYN'S A NUCLEAR WASTELAND SORRY. IT HAD COFFEE, TOO. SUCKS TO BE ALL OF THEM
IN CONCLUSION TORY IS REALLY REALLY SHORT BITCHES
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I KNOOOOOOOOW!!!!! THE SCENE IN HIS QUARTERS WHEN SHE LIKE JUST COULDN'T STOP TOUCHING HIM AND TOTALLY WOULD HAVE CLIMBED INTO HIS LAP IF LEEMO HADN'T BEEN THERE!!!
FUCKING NUCLEAR WASTELAND.
BUT FOR REALZ PYTHIA, NO TAKE BACKS. LAURA WALKED ON EARTH, NO DYING FOR HER, BITCH!!!!
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BAH HAH eeee hee hee hee you win forever.
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ROTFLMFAO.
I need to put that on an icon. Like nao.
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Made of win :P
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