Max: A History Through Photo
A Photo-Biographical Tribute to Max E. Block
"the first picture looks like a female who is a lesbian who has cancer who is a slut"
-anonymous 2004-04-21 20:29
Max Ethan Block was born on April 21, 1987 to Craig and Cindy Block.
Raised in a somewhat traditional Jewish household, Max learned loyal devotion to his religion early in life. The epitome of a post milennium Jewish male, Max's religion is discernable by the naked eye.
(compared to comparable teenage white male)
A Child born to such immense Jewish wealth, Max has grown to be accustomed to countless body conditioning products and other such luxuries.
An LA native, Max often aimlessly wanders the bright and corrupting city at night. Max is lured to the bright lights of the city like a moth drawn to the flame.
His Metro status makes him very popular with girls and guys alike. However, his weekend Metro activities can prove a drawback to male friends. Max frequents the Santa Monica hot-spot and homosexual compound, Fred Segal on a regular basis, occasionally dragging others along for the undoubtedly manhood affirming ride. His friends find it quite difficult to blend into Max's natural surroundings. Max just doesn't understand....
The results of non-metro, non-gay individuals are undoubtedly disturbing and unusual.
Characteristic of most members of the metro-nation, his unique sense of style is rarely matched in male society.
When asked what his aspirations were when he comes of age, Max replies that "[he] will be famous." For what, the world has yet to see. Maybe he'll learn to sing or dance, he might find fame even as a celebrity stylist; he occasionally practices his prodigious skill on friends.
Perhaps one day, he'll even star in his own movie.
His skill at posing cannot be ignored as he does it continuously.
His handsome features beg to be shared through the glorious art of photography. When asked if he would consider modeling in the future, Max simply laughed and replied "if there's time."
Although Max is still young, he is wise beyond his years. He plans to attend college in California and then pursue his dreams of stardom. With a little luck, Max should eventually find his resting place in the national spotlight, as he once dreamed while only a small, wealthy, jewish, suburbanite Malibu child.