All I want for Christmas is my two front teef!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I pulled bobdaaccountant's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I stole carrotv4's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I broke arias_song's X-Box (-12 points). In July I set aikoshadow's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-153 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
babyjellyfish