Damn my social awkwardness
Guy's voice. (I interrupted a call to my mom for this hell:)
"Hello is this Lacy?"
"Yes..."
"This call is for Christen Wagner. She is going to stay the night at a friend's. Is that okay?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Okay. You wanna come?"
"Um, no. Thanks. I've got a lot of work." (LIE.)
"Work?"
"Yeah."
"As in school work?"
"Yeah."
"Come on!"
"No I do. I have to work on an essay."
(aside)"She has to work on an essay."
"Tell her my portfolio stuff is tomorrow."
(aside)"Her portfolio is due tomorrow."
"No, we're working on it it tomorrow."
(back to me)"Whatever! You sure you don't want to come?"
"Yeah."
"Okay well lock the doors. (Pause.) I'll miss you. Will you miss me?"
"Um, I don't know you."
"Come on just say you will."
"Sure. Yeah. I will."
"Say you will miss me!"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU."
"I love you. Bye baby."
"..." CLICK
FUCKTARDS. Her friends. All of them FUCKTARDS.
"Hello is this Lacy?"
"Yes..."
"This call is for Christen Wagner. She is going to stay the night at a friend's. Is that okay?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Okay. You wanna come?"
"Um, no. Thanks. I've got a lot of work." (LIE.)
"Work?"
"Yeah."
"As in school work?"
"Yeah."
"Come on!"
"No I do. I have to work on an essay."
(aside)"She has to work on an essay."
"Tell her my portfolio stuff is tomorrow."
(aside)"Her portfolio is due tomorrow."
"No, we're working on it it tomorrow."
(back to me)"Whatever! You sure you don't want to come?"
"Yeah."
"Okay well lock the doors. (Pause.) I'll miss you. Will you miss me?"
"Um, I don't know you."
"Come on just say you will."
"Sure. Yeah. I will."
"Say you will miss me!"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU."
"I love you. Bye baby."
"..." CLICK
FUCKTARDS. Her friends. All of them FUCKTARDS.