HEHEHE pickup lines
This weekend hasn't been to exciting. None of my weekends usually are. But yesterday i wasn't feeling too good so decide to just clean my room and organize everything. i was very creative yesterday. lately i've been using 5''by 7'' picture frames and putting decorative paper in the extra space. i did like 4new fames yesterday. I was proud of myself i only watched like 2 hours of television on saturday. And most of it was just SNL. It was the one with extra hott hottie Collin Farrel. We have something in common, me and Collin, We're both Extra hott hotties. And today i didn't do much either but i went online and looked up some pickup lines to use on guys. Here's some:
It's men like you that stop me from becoming a nun. (isn't that great.),
Wanna come back to my place for some hot... passionate... coffee? (this reminds me of Kegan),
If I were a bear, I'd want you to be my honey. (and so does this one, well keg is kinda a bear. You hairy man),
You're hotter than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course! (i love flamingos so i had to get that one),
You’re hotter than a million penguins on freshly tarred pavement in Texas! ( who doesn't love penguins?),
Remember this moment, so we can tell our children how we met. (This one is so great i will probably use it one day)
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking? ( Ya I drink milk look what it did to me I'm hott)
If you were a public toilet you'd be a portahottie ( i used magazine clipping and put this on paper just cuz it was so awesome)
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla? (now this one is just so great because i would probably give somebody a chance if they ever used this on me and i would pick vanilla)
well those our my pickup lines i think i'm gonna go use some at school tomorrow. and then i'll probably get a weird look from who ever i say it to and then i'll be proud that i actually had the balls to say one of these to somebody!!!
Oh and i forgot to mention I didn't get a part in the spring musical Suessiscal. But you know what it's okay cuz i'm only a sophomore and i have more chances. Plus there were only about 30 parts and there were almost 120 girls who auditioned so i ya.
lately my mom has been telling me she loves me like most parents do. well when she says it i always say "cuz i'm so hott" well a couple days ago she told me she loved me but not cuz i was hott and then my reply i said " ya that's just an added bonus" what can i say i'm Cocky!!!
And my penguin and i always feel hott only cuz we are!!!
It's men like you that stop me from becoming a nun. (isn't that great.),
Wanna come back to my place for some hot... passionate... coffee? (this reminds me of Kegan),
If I were a bear, I'd want you to be my honey. (and so does this one, well keg is kinda a bear. You hairy man),
You're hotter than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course! (i love flamingos so i had to get that one),
You’re hotter than a million penguins on freshly tarred pavement in Texas! ( who doesn't love penguins?),
Remember this moment, so we can tell our children how we met. (This one is so great i will probably use it one day)
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking? ( Ya I drink milk look what it did to me I'm hott)
If you were a public toilet you'd be a portahottie ( i used magazine clipping and put this on paper just cuz it was so awesome)
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla? (now this one is just so great because i would probably give somebody a chance if they ever used this on me and i would pick vanilla)
well those our my pickup lines i think i'm gonna go use some at school tomorrow. and then i'll probably get a weird look from who ever i say it to and then i'll be proud that i actually had the balls to say one of these to somebody!!!
Oh and i forgot to mention I didn't get a part in the spring musical Suessiscal. But you know what it's okay cuz i'm only a sophomore and i have more chances. Plus there were only about 30 parts and there were almost 120 girls who auditioned so i ya.
lately my mom has been telling me she loves me like most parents do. well when she says it i always say "cuz i'm so hott" well a couple days ago she told me she loved me but not cuz i was hott and then my reply i said " ya that's just an added bonus" what can i say i'm Cocky!!!
And my penguin and i always feel hott only cuz we are!!!