What Do You Have To Say? - Travel: Funniest Story
When I was about four or five years old; we took a small family vacation to some animal park in Oklahoma. We couldnt afford an actual vacation but we made due with what we had.
The place offered rides with some of the animals. My mom, Sister and I. Also maybe my birthfather's mother, I cant remember. Chose to ride an elephant. Well, about have way through the ride; he "relieved" himself of a problem.
Few months later when I was in the hospital for surgery on my legs; I told the whole hospital *on a closed circut television program offered at the hospital* about it. said "the elephant farted." Had everyone in the room laughing. Got it on tape still today. In reality the elephant didnt do what I said; he did the other messier thing.
The place offered rides with some of the animals. My mom, Sister and I. Also maybe my birthfather's mother, I cant remember. Chose to ride an elephant. Well, about have way through the ride; he "relieved" himself of a problem.
Few months later when I was in the hospital for surgery on my legs; I told the whole hospital *on a closed circut television program offered at the hospital* about it. said "the elephant farted." Had everyone in the room laughing. Got it on tape still today. In reality the elephant didnt do what I said; he did the other messier thing.