LOL made me laugh so friggin HARD.
A young man moved into a new flat and went to the reception area to put his name on his letterbox.
While there, an attractive young lady wearing a robe came out of the apartment next to the letterboxes.
The boy smiled at the young woman; and, she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open; and, it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor young man broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go tomy flat, I think I can hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at my breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My bottom is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
While there, an attractive young lady wearing a robe came out of the apartment next to the letterboxes.
The boy smiled at the young woman; and, she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open; and, it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor young man broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go tomy flat, I think I can hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at my breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My bottom is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."