To My Dearest Shannon!
To my dearest SCHNOOGAN Algae of a friend, i had to dedicate this journal entry to you and all of our inside jokes!
*Fungi, Algae, and PONDSCUM [said in a manly voice]
*"Your just not my type"
*"Is this a HEAD WRAP?"
* "Gag me with a Waffle House knife!"
* "Look at the way he MAN HANDLES the lettuce!!"
*Brush Ups!
* "I have wheels!"
*"POUPHF to him!!!"
*The buzzard that was layin on the side of the road that scared me so bad..(when we took jesse home)
* "Leave my dyper ALONE!"
* "Oh look! Fat kid clothes [a large at Hollister...haha...] [When really, we weren't serious about that]
* "Cut his face off!"
* "Don't look into his eyes and he won't drag you in!"
*Checking certain things of certain other people for certain things from certain OTHER people...[NO ONE will figure out this on]
Shannon: Things just aren't working out with my- [gets cut off by Rachel]
Rachel- MICHAEL!
Shannon: With my MICHAEL?!?
* Rachel: But you're not wearing your wedding ring?
My manager: Oh, well it just didn't work today...[CHEATER!!!]
*Yeah dog, light my cig!* Smokin' the reefer at Chilis
*Alge Schoogan Fartcakes
*People can be such BUTTFACES!!
*Taking pictures of shrooms
*I bet he thinks we're stalkin' him...First Sonic, now THIS!!
*How my manager justin was flirting with Natalie* "I'm helping you straighten....
*DAVE!
*DESSERT!
*Also, DAVE THE HAM!
*Good make out spot that basement of yours...
*The crazy bowling shirt at Jonestown GoodWill
*We have A LOT to talk about...[but not right now...]" haha
*That yummy oreo cream pie and how you almost put the foil pan in the microwave =)
*The Jeepers Creepers road trip...haha...down in the BOONE DOCKS!!!
*That hot green dress!
*Everytime we saw a pretty boy in another car: "Oh baby!! mmmhhmm!"
*That trip to the arch rival CVS and then figuring out that they ARE better than the almighty Eckerd...
*Don't know where something is...ASK ROBERT! haha
*The gay guys that sat behind us at Chilis* all the cops that were out to get us!! aaah!
* "What?! We both clean other peoples houses?! "We're meant to be together!!!"
* Driving past Michaels house like 3 times and then finding out that he has a hobby of watching the day pass by his window...haha
*Well why don't we call someone to figure out how to get there?! Oh I know lets call Laura!
*Driving down Chris's road...see tree stump "SCREAM!!!!!!!" hahaha!
*Dollywood and how Bens having a great time with her and her enormous knockers*
*The guy that gave Natalie our cookies and how he was amazed by the "Track-a-bill"...
*"How about I say I'm on my way, and show up two hours late!?!?"--"Now that would be just plain mean...[laugh]
*The guy that looked like the man from the Amanda show and how he smelled funny! haha!
*My mom and how we could hear her sneeze on the videos...
*"You just don't understand how I think!"...[reply] "Well say what you mean!" [haha]
*Going to 3 different fast food joints for dinner...then Subway had to be THE ONE!
*"Why can't you just be ready when you say you'll be ready!?" haha
*Michaels friends reaction when Natalie jumped out of the car screaming "HEY BABY!"
haha oh my goodness shannon...we have had sooooo many fun, great, amazing times!!! you are such a fun person and i am sooo thankful we are finally friends! i looooove you my dear! :-)
*Fungi, Algae, and PONDSCUM [said in a manly voice]
*"Your just not my type"
*"Is this a HEAD WRAP?"
* "Gag me with a Waffle House knife!"
* "Look at the way he MAN HANDLES the lettuce!!"
*Brush Ups!
* "I have wheels!"
*"POUPHF to him!!!"
*The buzzard that was layin on the side of the road that scared me so bad..(when we took jesse home)
* "Leave my dyper ALONE!"
* "Oh look! Fat kid clothes [a large at Hollister...haha...] [When really, we weren't serious about that]
* "Cut his face off!"
* "Don't look into his eyes and he won't drag you in!"
*Checking certain things of certain other people for certain things from certain OTHER people...[NO ONE will figure out this on]
Shannon: Things just aren't working out with my- [gets cut off by Rachel]
Rachel- MICHAEL!
Shannon: With my MICHAEL?!?
* Rachel: But you're not wearing your wedding ring?
My manager: Oh, well it just didn't work today...[CHEATER!!!]
*Yeah dog, light my cig!* Smokin' the reefer at Chilis
*Alge Schoogan Fartcakes
*People can be such BUTTFACES!!
*Taking pictures of shrooms
*I bet he thinks we're stalkin' him...First Sonic, now THIS!!
*How my manager justin was flirting with Natalie* "I'm helping you straighten....
*DAVE!
*DESSERT!
*Also, DAVE THE HAM!
*Good make out spot that basement of yours...
*The crazy bowling shirt at Jonestown GoodWill
*We have A LOT to talk about...[but not right now...]" haha
*That yummy oreo cream pie and how you almost put the foil pan in the microwave =)
*The Jeepers Creepers road trip...haha...down in the BOONE DOCKS!!!
*That hot green dress!
*Everytime we saw a pretty boy in another car: "Oh baby!! mmmhhmm!"
*That trip to the arch rival CVS and then figuring out that they ARE better than the almighty Eckerd...
*Don't know where something is...ASK ROBERT! haha
*The gay guys that sat behind us at Chilis* all the cops that were out to get us!! aaah!
* "What?! We both clean other peoples houses?! "We're meant to be together!!!"
* Driving past Michaels house like 3 times and then finding out that he has a hobby of watching the day pass by his window...haha
*Well why don't we call someone to figure out how to get there?! Oh I know lets call Laura!
*Driving down Chris's road...see tree stump "SCREAM!!!!!!!" hahaha!
*Dollywood and how Bens having a great time with her and her enormous knockers*
*The guy that gave Natalie our cookies and how he was amazed by the "Track-a-bill"...
*"How about I say I'm on my way, and show up two hours late!?!?"--"Now that would be just plain mean...[laugh]
*The guy that looked like the man from the Amanda show and how he smelled funny! haha!
*My mom and how we could hear her sneeze on the videos...
*"You just don't understand how I think!"...[reply] "Well say what you mean!" [haha]
*Going to 3 different fast food joints for dinner...then Subway had to be THE ONE!
*"Why can't you just be ready when you say you'll be ready!?" haha
*Michaels friends reaction when Natalie jumped out of the car screaming "HEY BABY!"
haha oh my goodness shannon...we have had sooooo many fun, great, amazing times!!! you are such a fun person and i am sooo thankful we are finally friends! i looooove you my dear! :-)