when life hands you a lemon break out the tequila and salt!
TEQUILA... fun stuff
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C… The Russians used a pencil. Good to know people are inteligent.
Neway... moving on... Friday I saw Harry Potttter it was good. Then later that night I went and saw Saved, and I must say it had its moments. I AM FULL OF CHRIST LOVE! one of the best lines in the movie.
O YA!!! SATURDAY WAS MY 16TH BIRTHDAY! it kinda sucked but o well-- i had a softball tournament with my new team, as it turns out they kinda suck, haha, and then i came home and studied for my fucking math final w/ monica and alison. O there was some good parts of my bday. We started to drive to In n out and we heard this band playing so we drive by this house to check it out and these guy like in their mid20s, early 30s, started yelling "Come in. Come Party!" it was pretty funny. We were like umm ya maybe later... only if there's free beer. So we finally get to In and out and Monica questions my faith in god, and says that she thinks that i dont even pray. So i tell her (kinda a little too loud for a public place) "Im full of christ love!"-- we got some weird looks from people in the restraunt. we were laughing really hard.
Arg. So graduation is this thursday and my senior friends are telling me I should... more like yelling at me... so thats kinda scary.. I need to find someone to go with SOMEONE PLEASE COME WITH ME TO GRADUATION! And then Saturday AJ is having a end of hte year party and I dont know if i can go cuz i have a fucking softball tournament in MODESTO (about a 2 hour drive). Ahh sports.
O so fun stuff- guess wat?- Monday Im getting fillings for my cavities (stupid braces, its all their fault- thank god their off). And then Tuesday im getting my wisdom teeth out, so for like 3 days i wont b able to move my mouth (wat a diet) and I will look like a chipmunk. (this would b a good time to randomly show up at my house and take humiliating pictures of me)
Last thought of the day- SCHOOL IS OUT THURSDAY! AND I ONLY HAVE 3 FINALS LEFT! CAN I GET A SHALOM? or amen whatever makes u happy.
Love y'all! and save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C… The Russians used a pencil. Good to know people are inteligent.
Neway... moving on... Friday I saw Harry Potttter it was good. Then later that night I went and saw Saved, and I must say it had its moments. I AM FULL OF CHRIST LOVE! one of the best lines in the movie.
O YA!!! SATURDAY WAS MY 16TH BIRTHDAY! it kinda sucked but o well-- i had a softball tournament with my new team, as it turns out they kinda suck, haha, and then i came home and studied for my fucking math final w/ monica and alison. O there was some good parts of my bday. We started to drive to In n out and we heard this band playing so we drive by this house to check it out and these guy like in their mid20s, early 30s, started yelling "Come in. Come Party!" it was pretty funny. We were like umm ya maybe later... only if there's free beer. So we finally get to In and out and Monica questions my faith in god, and says that she thinks that i dont even pray. So i tell her (kinda a little too loud for a public place) "Im full of christ love!"-- we got some weird looks from people in the restraunt. we were laughing really hard.
Arg. So graduation is this thursday and my senior friends are telling me I should... more like yelling at me... so thats kinda scary.. I need to find someone to go with SOMEONE PLEASE COME WITH ME TO GRADUATION! And then Saturday AJ is having a end of hte year party and I dont know if i can go cuz i have a fucking softball tournament in MODESTO (about a 2 hour drive). Ahh sports.
O so fun stuff- guess wat?- Monday Im getting fillings for my cavities (stupid braces, its all their fault- thank god their off). And then Tuesday im getting my wisdom teeth out, so for like 3 days i wont b able to move my mouth (wat a diet) and I will look like a chipmunk. (this would b a good time to randomly show up at my house and take humiliating pictures of me)
Last thought of the day- SCHOOL IS OUT THURSDAY! AND I ONLY HAVE 3 FINALS LEFT! CAN I GET A SHALOM? or amen whatever makes u happy.
Love y'all! and save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!!