I have discovered a new emotion
I've never been in a fight, but right now I feel like I could take on a Titan.
Here's what I did tonight:
I walked from Portland to Tualatin.
I will now impart this story without premise:
I walked across the Ross Island Bridge, cut across a 45-degree-angle field to save time, and proceeded to walk I-5 South.
I got stopped by a cop 40 feet away from the Terwilliger exit....and got dropped off at the Fred Myer's off said exit.
I walked another 100 yards and got offered a ride from a cab driver...in exchange for sex. I kept walking and realized I still have integrity.
I got a ride from a crying, hysterical drunk woman from a gas station at the end of Barber to the area around Winco.
I walked, completely lost, from there to the Tualatin exit.
I declined a ride from a lady, staggered into my apartment and proceeded to drink away the fact that I can now see three layers of skin peeled away from my heels. Like a jawbreaker...
You. Are. Dead. To. Me.
Here's what I did tonight:
I walked from Portland to Tualatin.
I will now impart this story without premise:
I walked across the Ross Island Bridge, cut across a 45-degree-angle field to save time, and proceeded to walk I-5 South.
I got stopped by a cop 40 feet away from the Terwilliger exit....and got dropped off at the Fred Myer's off said exit.
I walked another 100 yards and got offered a ride from a cab driver...in exchange for sex. I kept walking and realized I still have integrity.
I got a ride from a crying, hysterical drunk woman from a gas station at the end of Barber to the area around Winco.
I walked, completely lost, from there to the Tualatin exit.
I declined a ride from a lady, staggered into my apartment and proceeded to drink away the fact that I can now see three layers of skin peeled away from my heels. Like a jawbreaker...
You. Are. Dead. To. Me.