Ohmgee
I just found this in my journal from like five years ago. It's one of those stupid checklists of things you've done. I will now update it. Before i had only checked off like 15.
(x) snuck out of the house (Every night for three months with Andrew and Vault)
(x) gotten lost in your city (I get lost in my apartment)
(x) seen a shooting star
( ) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery
(x) taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a stranger (Male and female alike)
(x) hugged a stranger (It's how I make friends)
(x) been in a fist fight (I smack bitches)
(x) been arrested
(x) done drugs (damn right)
(x) had alcohol (damn right)
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator (I love pissing people off.)
(x) made out in an elevator (And that's not all I did...plus it was a glass elevator...)
(x) swore at your parents (On the daily)
(x) kicked a guy where it hurts
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino (And found out that you can't actually gamble if you're 18)
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high (damn right)
(x) had sex (damn right)
(x) given someone a bruise (Who hasn't?)
(x) skinny-dipped (KYLE! GET IN THE FUCKING POOL THIS IS ALL WE HAVE!!!)
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone (flashed two people before noon)
( ) had oral surgery
(x) seen a therapist
(x) done the splits
(x) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour (Fuck milk)
(x) bitten someone (and left scars all over town)
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed into a friend's car (HAHAHAAAAA)
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex (damn right Elisha Cuthbert and Jessica Rabbit)
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) stole something from your job (A stick of gum...and a pen on accident)
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans (No...when I walk outside without my shirt people throw garbage at me... not...)
( ) been to Europe
(x) slept with a co-worker (damn right)
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
(x) seen someone die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) Been to Canada (They won't let me in for five years now)
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire (Hair)
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet (on accident. don't ask)
(x) Been moshing at a concert (and fucked shit up too)
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(x) taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college (can i graduate?)
(x) taken painkillers (damn right)
(x) love someone right now
Yup.
(x) snuck out of the house (Every night for three months with Andrew and Vault)
(x) gotten lost in your city (I get lost in my apartment)
(x) seen a shooting star
( ) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery
(x) taken a shower with a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a stranger (Male and female alike)
(x) hugged a stranger (It's how I make friends)
(x) been in a fist fight (I smack bitches)
(x) been arrested
(x) done drugs (damn right)
(x) had alcohol (damn right)
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator (I love pissing people off.)
(x) made out in an elevator (And that's not all I did...plus it was a glass elevator...)
(x) swore at your parents (On the daily)
(x) kicked a guy where it hurts
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino (And found out that you can't actually gamble if you're 18)
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high (damn right)
(x) had sex (damn right)
(x) given someone a bruise (Who hasn't?)
(x) skinny-dipped (KYLE! GET IN THE FUCKING POOL THIS IS ALL WE HAVE!!!)
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone (flashed two people before noon)
( ) had oral surgery
(x) seen a therapist
(x) done the splits
(x) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour (Fuck milk)
(x) bitten someone (and left scars all over town)
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed into a friend's car (HAHAHAAAAA)
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex (damn right Elisha Cuthbert and Jessica Rabbit)
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) stole something from your job (A stick of gum...and a pen on accident)
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans (No...when I walk outside without my shirt people throw garbage at me... not...)
( ) been to Europe
(x) slept with a co-worker (damn right)
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
(x) seen someone die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) Been to Canada (They won't let me in for five years now)
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire (Hair)
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet (on accident. don't ask)
(x) Been moshing at a concert (and fucked shit up too)
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(x) taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college (can i graduate?)
(x) taken painkillers (damn right)
(x) love someone right now
Yup.