Cum Jokes
I got through the holidays relatively unscathed. But I was ready when I faced the extended tribe. If anyone asked what I've been doing, I'd say, "Well don't imagine I'm unproductive. In fact I've been doing research for an autobiographical novel called The Squandered."
I was trying to convince my wife that I was a modern lover. She conceeded that as far as my orgasm went, I was ahead of my time.
In my opinion the most noteworthy ejaculate is the seminal fluid.
I think "Fingerbang" would make a great band name.
