Shuffle Soundtrack Meme
I am bored and too tired to type up a full update on life. For sure don't have the mental capacity to do my write up on meeting Mish Mish. So here is a random meme I saw on LJ whilst looking for Fan Mixes to find new music. Don't even remember who's LJ I stole it from. Copied the meme and forgot to copy the username. No biggie I suppose. Basic idea is to take your media player library put it on shuffle and write down the song that comes up for each event, thus creating a random soundtrack of your life. Some of these came out rather appropriate....others are rather cracktastic. So here's the soundtrack to my life according to the shuffle on my Windows Media Player (with bonus commentary and lyrics when I feel like it).
OPENING CREDITS: "Can't Fight This Feeling" Glee Cast (if this really were the soundtrack to my life then this song was so picked by Ashby and Joe...)
WAKING UP: "Rise 'N Grind" Donnie Wahlberg (PERFECT! I mean come on, it starts with an alarm clock going off)
We rise and grind We do it all the time from 9 to 5 Pick it up, back up, rewind....
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: "Bust Your Windows" Glee Cast (Umm Ok? What...)
FALLING IN LOVE: "Different Kind of Knight" Kane (YES!!!! I am so looking for a Different Kind of Knight)
You go believin' in your Lancelot Well it's all in vain And you're chasin' picket fences, There's always hell to pay I met many a girl in here With the same story line All them boys on those white horses Don't know how to ride But I got a paint outside with enough giddyup To be free I got a faint smell of cheap perfume And a hint of gasoline See I'm a different kind of knight You're gonna find your fairy tales are lies I don't have a white horse But you can come along for the ride She said "I'm tired of living life in a romance book I think chivalry's dead And I ain't gonna look For them round table boys on the white horse That can't get the story right."
FIRST KISS: "The Greatest" S Club (I like it. Fitting)
I can be the one You know the one you don't know your lookin' for We can be the spark To start a fire that the world's been waitin' for The greatest love affair started with hello The greatest love song started with a note And the Mona Lisa started with a stroke Maybe me and you could be one of those The greatest idea started with a thought If I think hard enough I can win your heart Cause the greatest love story that was ever told Could be me and you You just never know
FIGHT SONG: "What's Victoria's Secret" Rick Springfield (Yea not a fight song unless I'm taking on all the Vicky Secret Models. Maybe I'm on a mission to find the real Victoria and demand bras in my size!)
What's Victoria's secret, tell me if the she clothes she wears will expose, all of my weakness. woman i just can't let go till I know. Victoria's secret, whispering a love song in my ear. Victoria's secret, will haunt me to death because I really need to know her name
BREAKING UP: "Defying Gravity" Glee Cast (Moving on to bigger and better things...Man I really wanna go see Wicked for my birthday. Why am I poor? O yea Chi-town and meeting MishMish and the Paddapuppy. Right.)
I'm through accepting limits 'cause someone says they're so Some things I cannot change But till I try, I'll never know! Too long I've been afraid of Losing love I guess I've lost Well, if that's love It comes at much too high a cost! I'd sooner try Defying gravity Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity And you wont bring me down!
PROM: "Witchy Woman" Eagles (I have nothing to say aside from I love this song! Not sure how it fits prom though. But ok.)
LIFE: "Human Touch" Rick Springfield ( I think my media player thinks I'm lonely, and has a thing for Rick. Huh. Also "Sing it John!" and only Ashby will get that...)
We all need a human touch
MENTAL BREAKDOWN: "Scream If You Wanna Go Faster" Gerri Halliwell (*giggles* Well if I'm gonna go off the deep end...might as well go with a bang!)
Don't let life pass you by Let it in don't ask why Gimme some, gimme some gasoline Tell me what you want, Know what I mean And scream if you wanna go faster Baby Scream if you wanna go faster
DRIVING: "Full Service" NKOTB (They can give me full service any time they wanna...)
I see you pulling on up in your car And there's something on your mind You've been driving around the whole night Now you're pulling up next to mine I'll lift the hood and look up under From the front and to the bumper Roll the window up and lock the door Cause I'm gonna bring rain and thunder I'll fill you up-up (If you wanna get some) I'll pump you up-up (Cause I got the premium) I'll fill you up-up, pump you up-up 'Till the tip-top, drip drop, don't stop, don't stop You ain't gotta do it yourself, baby I'm-a give you that full service, you'll see You ain't gotta, gotta be nervous, nervous I'm-a give you, give you full service, service...
FLASHBACK: "I Got It" Donnie Wahlberg featuring Aubrey O'Day (Umm Donnie makes me nostalgic? I don't even know....)
WEDDING: "Rattlesnake Smile" Kane (So not a wedding song....sexy as hell, but yea..)
Come over here and gimme a kiss Yeah, I'm startin' to see Yeah, I do believe
BIRTH OF CHILD: "Her Voice" Drew Seeley (apparently I am having a daughter who will be just as obsessed with the Little Mermaid as I am. This is a song from the Broadway production released to promote the new tour and the casting of Drew Seeley as Prince Eric, which is just weird if you ask me.)
And her voice It's sweet as angels sighing And her voice It's warm as summer sky And that sound It haunts my dreams And spins me 'round Until it seems I'm flying... Her voice!
FINAL BATTLE: "Keep It On The Sly" Jordan Knight (I don't want anyone to know where I am or that I'm fighting? Maybe? There is nothing to say really other than how many songs about cheating does Jordan sing....wow)
I won't tell if you won't tell You know nobody gotta know
DEATH SCENE: "Keep on Smiling" NKOTB (Well I'm gonna die happy and those around me should keep on smiling)
Through the pleasure and pain, Through the sunshine and rain, Baby, we keep on smilin' Through the laughter and tears And all of the years, Baby, we keep on smilin'
FUNERAL SONG: "Stay With You" Jon Lee (my message from beyond the grave that I will be haunting you!)
I'll always be here and I hope its ok I wanna stay with you...
END CREDITS: "Twisted" NKOTB (and only in the end will people realize how truly twisted I am...)
A little bit twisted...
So basically all I have to say is the shuffle feature is fun. That is one messed up soundtrack. Some of them are what I would have chosen if I got to choose myself. Anyone wanna come up with some other events that need a song? Make a longer one and come up with a soundtrack that shuffle didn't choose for me...........
OPENING CREDITS: "Can't Fight This Feeling" Glee Cast (if this really were the soundtrack to my life then this song was so picked by Ashby and Joe...)
WAKING UP: "Rise 'N Grind" Donnie Wahlberg (PERFECT! I mean come on, it starts with an alarm clock going off)
We rise and grind We do it all the time from 9 to 5 Pick it up, back up, rewind....
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: "Bust Your Windows" Glee Cast (Umm Ok? What...)
FALLING IN LOVE: "Different Kind of Knight" Kane (YES!!!! I am so looking for a Different Kind of Knight)
You go believin' in your Lancelot Well it's all in vain And you're chasin' picket fences, There's always hell to pay I met many a girl in here With the same story line All them boys on those white horses Don't know how to ride But I got a paint outside with enough giddyup To be free I got a faint smell of cheap perfume And a hint of gasoline See I'm a different kind of knight You're gonna find your fairy tales are lies I don't have a white horse But you can come along for the ride She said "I'm tired of living life in a romance book I think chivalry's dead And I ain't gonna look For them round table boys on the white horse That can't get the story right."
FIRST KISS: "The Greatest" S Club (I like it. Fitting)
I can be the one You know the one you don't know your lookin' for We can be the spark To start a fire that the world's been waitin' for The greatest love affair started with hello The greatest love song started with a note And the Mona Lisa started with a stroke Maybe me and you could be one of those The greatest idea started with a thought If I think hard enough I can win your heart Cause the greatest love story that was ever told Could be me and you You just never know
FIGHT SONG: "What's Victoria's Secret" Rick Springfield (Yea not a fight song unless I'm taking on all the Vicky Secret Models. Maybe I'm on a mission to find the real Victoria and demand bras in my size!)
What's Victoria's secret, tell me if the she clothes she wears will expose, all of my weakness. woman i just can't let go till I know. Victoria's secret, whispering a love song in my ear. Victoria's secret, will haunt me to death because I really need to know her name
BREAKING UP: "Defying Gravity" Glee Cast (Moving on to bigger and better things...Man I really wanna go see Wicked for my birthday. Why am I poor? O yea Chi-town and meeting MishMish and the Paddapuppy. Right.)
I'm through accepting limits 'cause someone says they're so Some things I cannot change But till I try, I'll never know! Too long I've been afraid of Losing love I guess I've lost Well, if that's love It comes at much too high a cost! I'd sooner try Defying gravity Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity I think I'll try Defying gravity And you wont bring me down!
PROM: "Witchy Woman" Eagles (I have nothing to say aside from I love this song! Not sure how it fits prom though. But ok.)
LIFE: "Human Touch" Rick Springfield ( I think my media player thinks I'm lonely, and has a thing for Rick. Huh. Also "Sing it John!" and only Ashby will get that...)
We all need a human touch
MENTAL BREAKDOWN: "Scream If You Wanna Go Faster" Gerri Halliwell (*giggles* Well if I'm gonna go off the deep end...might as well go with a bang!)
Don't let life pass you by Let it in don't ask why Gimme some, gimme some gasoline Tell me what you want, Know what I mean And scream if you wanna go faster Baby Scream if you wanna go faster
DRIVING: "Full Service" NKOTB (They can give me full service any time they wanna...)
I see you pulling on up in your car And there's something on your mind You've been driving around the whole night Now you're pulling up next to mine I'll lift the hood and look up under From the front and to the bumper Roll the window up and lock the door Cause I'm gonna bring rain and thunder I'll fill you up-up (If you wanna get some) I'll pump you up-up (Cause I got the premium) I'll fill you up-up, pump you up-up 'Till the tip-top, drip drop, don't stop, don't stop You ain't gotta do it yourself, baby I'm-a give you that full service, you'll see You ain't gotta, gotta be nervous, nervous I'm-a give you, give you full service, service...
FLASHBACK: "I Got It" Donnie Wahlberg featuring Aubrey O'Day (Umm Donnie makes me nostalgic? I don't even know....)
WEDDING: "Rattlesnake Smile" Kane (So not a wedding song....sexy as hell, but yea..)
Come over here and gimme a kiss Yeah, I'm startin' to see Yeah, I do believe
BIRTH OF CHILD: "Her Voice" Drew Seeley (apparently I am having a daughter who will be just as obsessed with the Little Mermaid as I am. This is a song from the Broadway production released to promote the new tour and the casting of Drew Seeley as Prince Eric, which is just weird if you ask me.)
And her voice It's sweet as angels sighing And her voice It's warm as summer sky And that sound It haunts my dreams And spins me 'round Until it seems I'm flying... Her voice!
FINAL BATTLE: "Keep It On The Sly" Jordan Knight (I don't want anyone to know where I am or that I'm fighting? Maybe? There is nothing to say really other than how many songs about cheating does Jordan sing....wow)
I won't tell if you won't tell You know nobody gotta know
DEATH SCENE: "Keep on Smiling" NKOTB (Well I'm gonna die happy and those around me should keep on smiling)
Through the pleasure and pain, Through the sunshine and rain, Baby, we keep on smilin' Through the laughter and tears And all of the years, Baby, we keep on smilin'
FUNERAL SONG: "Stay With You" Jon Lee (my message from beyond the grave that I will be haunting you!)
I'll always be here and I hope its ok I wanna stay with you...
END CREDITS: "Twisted" NKOTB (and only in the end will people realize how truly twisted I am...)
A little bit twisted...
So basically all I have to say is the shuffle feature is fun. That is one messed up soundtrack. Some of them are what I would have chosen if I got to choose myself. Anyone wanna come up with some other events that need a song? Make a longer one and come up with a soundtrack that shuffle didn't choose for me...........